Kinkshame me

Hi my name is Ophelia and I spend my days falling in love with fictional characters, and generally being the embodiment of a shitpost.

[birdghost]

ok we have all now seen

but what about 

connect???? 

soft tissue speculation but wouldnt that be neat

also spinosaurus now a candidate for loch ness monster ?

[chopper2277]

sir….

[ampervadasz]

[prettypenko]

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

[cattgirl]

ABSOLUTE most fucking relatable meme I have ever seen

[enby-ralsei]

This is the funniest shit ever holy FUCK

[danieldempsey-deactivated201512]

[fateside]

idea: rather than force isabelle to work 24hr shifts at resident services, have pelly and phyllis make a comeback on rotation, or replace her and tom during the night

[bramblescrossing]

Some moss patterns to go over the stone paths! It might take some playing around to find where the moss overlays best (the stone path is actually pretty non-repetitive!) But I think I found 4 that are pretty useful & versatile!

Tag me using #bramblescrossing if you use it, I’d love to see! ♡

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[thatscuttersshipper]

Clyde: What’s it like to be as tall as 5 feet 11??? taller than 5 foot??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

Kenny: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Clyde: Okay, that was me

[clairki0-0-deactivated20190315]

[uncanon-south-park]

Stan, high: sports be like… put it in the hole.

Kenny: bottoms be like that too.

Stan:

Stan: shit u rite

[uncanon-south-park]

Cartman: gay men make me wanna puke

Craig: maybe don’t deep throat so far then.

[uncanon-south-park]

Kenny: my resume only says “i’m gay” in hot pink comic sans

Kyle: and how’d that go?

Kenny: i only applied two places and got fifteen job offers.

Kyle: what in the fuck

[uncanon-south-park]

Stan: okay, fuck, marry, kill: me, Kyle, and Butters.

Kenny: fuck you, fuck Kyle, fuck Butters.

Stan:

Stan: well damn.

[angepurin]

Step-by-step bow tutorial (ACNH)

Because it was requested

Step 1: You don’t need a monochrome palette, but for the sake of this tutorial, I’m using one (If you don’t know how to change palette colors, hover over the color you want to change (L or R) and select the paint tube on the top right. You will get a color slider). Start drawing the knot in a color a few shades darker than what the bow’s main color will be. You can use the mirror function (ZR) if you want to make sure it’s symmetrical.

Step 2: The bow! The big part! Whatever you want to call it

Step 3: Tails! They could have that the pointed tips or just a straight cut across. You do you

Step 4: Shadows! I prefer that they are darker than the main bow color and lighter than the outline. We’re just going for simplicity here. Look at my palette for reference.

Step 5: Paint bucket baybey! I like to make the bow part lighter than the tails to make it stand out a bit.

Optional: Flared tails!

Add highlights if you’d like. Experiment with palettes. Have fun!

[maisans]

Lace is a bit tricky with the new pattern maker, but to get it looking like lace, make sure that your final colors are very close to each other and that you get the square effect instead of the circle effect. I put two contrasting colors in the pattern to make it easier to see 💖 as always message me with questions.

[bramblescrossing]

|| If you want to make your own colored band-aids! || Pattern is below the cut!

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[bramblescrossing]

Some basics to making your own brows, freckles, and shapes, below the cut!

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