YELIDE LIVES

Old. "Don't put personal information on the internet" old. My name was stolen so I picked one that was so far from true that nobody could take it.

[yelide69]

"what are you doing step bro"

Literally one of the four porn plots from 1984

[yelide69]

when I get my hands on a pronoun you will know

[yelide69]

please pardon the interruption from the usual memeing, there was allergen and market madness that vexed me

[deadsetagainst]

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

[amvs]

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

[deadsetagainst]

WHAT

[amvs]

Why Manufacturers Are Intentionally Adding Allergens to Their Foods

A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.

US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing

[rosetintmyworld84]

I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

[yelide69]

Tangent crashout about the capitalism comment located below my eventually reached and well thought out comments:

Anyhow I do care deeply about the allergy situation, and wish you the best in finding sustenance in the hellscape where the worst of both capitalism and government regulation meet

* the race to the bottom, a known issue in the free market, is demonstrated here because of a government regulation turning the baddening of a good into the cheapest option.

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original rant:

THATS NOT CAPITALISM* THATS A SIDE EFFECT OF GOVERNMENT REGULATION SIMILAR TO WHY GUNS FROM THE 90s LOOK SO WIERD IS BE BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO DODGE THE ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN WHICH NOTEDLY TO MY BEST KNOWLEDGE DID NOTHING TO CURB CRIME BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY THE INNER EVIL OF MAN IS STRONGER THAN ANY LAW** AND CAN ONLY BE SURMOUNTED BY [i forgot and can neither think straight nor gay, nor anything between. But perhaps beyond, the land of gun and history autism]***

**actually i think the parapets commanded by Hammurabi probably saved many people, original statement from rant is deeply flawed

3*** i think I am thinking again. Also, Kellogg's has a very evil history and I would not doubt that the ghost of the man himself is still giving orders to hurt as many people as possible.

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[thegreatlazule]

post's haunted.

[yelide69]

"Garfield, those brownies had lasagna in them"

Gellarfield: "the Italian spices must flow, Jon"

[hellenhighwater]

One of Vice's older tricks is Testify, which means that if I offer him a book, he has to sit up and put his paw on it to swear in, and hold it there for a moment.

[variablejabberwocky]

#to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me Dracula

[yelide69]

Lets run up and down the stairs until we are panting then make out sloppy style like we don't know what sex is

[yelide69]

AAAAA THE CASHBACK ADS ARE BURNING MY penis, I SPENT THE MONEY AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE GONE

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

[rosenkranz-does-things]

WE'RE ON TUMBLR! BLEED YOUR HEART OUT!

[yelide69]

I rarely count as "people"

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[yelide69]

Shawty got me quakin like a philadelphian oatmeal. I shot my shot, now I'm shooting shots like Alexander Hamilton.

[yelide69]

they/them pronouns being treated as NFA items: "oh, its not an infringement on your/youse's First Amendment rights, its a tax!"

"We are literally two peop- "a pistol brace!"

"But I've been going as- "Huges Amendment!"

[yelide69]

Digital circus movie, mere seconds after the cast realize Cain no longer controls their appearances:

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

SHE'S PULLING HER COCK OUT

THEIR PULLING THEIR COCK OUT

Camera angles go nuts for a few seconds before cutting to Kinger, Gangle, and Pomni discussing mortality

[yelide69]

>Diagnose issue

>Watch tutorial and figure out how to solve issue

>Open device

>LITERAL SWARM OF BUGS

>The initial issue which was looked up was not there, it was all bug corpses

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

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