YELIDE LIVES

Old. "Don't put personal information on the internet" old. My name was stolen so I picked one that was so far from true that nobody could take it.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

[rosenkranz-does-things]

WE'RE ON TUMBLR! BLEED YOUR HEART OUT!

[yelide69]

I rarely count as "people"

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[yelide69]

Shawty got me quakin like a philadelphian oatmeal. I shot my shot, now I'm shooting shots like Alexander Hamilton.

[yelide69]

they/them pronouns being treated as NFA items: "oh, its not an infringement on your/youse's First Amendment rights, its a tax!"

"We are literally two peop- "a pistol brace!"

"But I've been going as- "Huges Amendment!"

[yelide69]

Digital circus movie, mere seconds after the cast realize Cain no longer controls their appearances:

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

SHE'S PULLING HER COCK OUT

THEIR PULLING THEIR COCK OUT

Camera angles go nuts for a few seconds before cutting to Kinger, Gangle, and Pomni discussing mortality

[yelide69]

>Diagnose issue

>Watch tutorial and figure out how to solve issue

>Open device

>LITERAL SWARM OF BUGS

>The initial issue which was looked up was not there, it was all bug corpses

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[yelide69]

[catchymemes]

[konpiii]

Witch Bestiary Pt. 1

Witch Bestiary Pt. 2

Milk Impurities: Imp Bestiary Pt. 1 – @konpiii on Tumblr

Milk Impurities: Imp Bestiary Pt. 2 – @konpiii on Tumblr

Milk Impurities: Imp Bestiary Pt. 3 – @konpiii on Tumblr

[yelide69]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

the stock text above is an understatement, i often repost or reblog and my own content is often mutations from other's content such as most of creation through history. Thank you, dear content creators.

Thank you, dear viewers.

[filament-fevers]

Someone pls send me the ragebaiting my fat dog video i thought i had it idk where it is i need it badly

[yelide69]

Post by @yelide69 · 1 video

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 8 · Rage baiting my fat viewer. -The Count

Here you go!

;3

[fugu-in-f]

Ragebaiting my wet sink, part 9

[frothfloaters]

* Noelle cast SNOWGRAVE

[yelide69]

I CLICKED LIKE ON THIS AND CAN NO LONGER CLICK OUT, IM SNOWGRAVING

[yelide69]

"the reason why, despite the old magic being so much better then the new magic, the new magic is used is because the beings the cause the magic to work realize that the subscription service is more effective" - The Count

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[redarmyscreaming]

[yelide69]

I sent the corrupted blood to my dick, stopped the migraine right there. Y'all playing world of warcraft, I'm playing post endgame plague inc DLC. This shit ain't nothin to me!