Den of Filth

[yenvengerberg]

STRANGER THINGS 4x08 | 5x08

[blond-shell]

the two most important things that can happen to a man on ao3 are premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction

[lucyllawless]

[elena-gilbert]

ALICENT HIGHTOWER’S OUTFITS House of the Dragon — 1.09 “The Green Council”

[finefeatheredfabler]

I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[grumfy]

we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….

[grumfy]

i don’t even know if that’s what you’d call it but there’s nothing more alluring to me than 2 characters who are not attracted to each other fucking each other pretending or imagining they’re fucking someone else. and peak is when they’re both thinking about the same person

[grumfy]

idc if it gets my dyke card revoked but because “not attracted to each other” is key here one of my favorite takes on this is like one of them having an incompatible sexual orientation with the other and screwing anyways because the other person has some sort of connection/closeness to the person they’re both in love with

[bewitchedlassie]

obsessed with whatever dynamic this is:

benoit and his pathetic little meow meow who can do no wrong

[brionysea]

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

[dailyflicks]

Drop Dead Gorgeous 1999 | dir. Michael Patrick Jann

[brigittefitzgerald]

we need an american girl doll who poisoned her family by putting arsenic in the sugar

[yorya1-0]

This dance has inspired me again.

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[vriska]

its required that every day you think about women kissing

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.