[pastelparrotlet]

You: Keep your cats inside during the winter.

Me, an intellectual: Keep your cats inside always (unless they’re on a harness or in a catio).

[dankmemeuniversity]

[onewhoturns]

me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[bakwaaas]

[useless-irelandfacts]

it wasn’t legally possible to get divorced in ireland till 1996

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

me at 4 in the morning

[daisix]

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

[escapewithmeforeverbabe]

[blueismyweirdness]

[justapeiceofshit]

“Now I know I have a heart, because it’s breaking”

-the wizard of Ozz

[imanightmar3]

[atropa-belladonnna]

I never want to see your face again. How can you be so ugly from the inside and outside?

[sadlazyhuman]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

proud boy

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

a fellow gamer…

[mizules-deactivated20240615]

ATLA Meme: [6/7] Friendships/Ships → Katara & Toph

[striders]

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

[wondertweek-deactivated20231103]

hes a bottom

[ronnie-bunny-deactivated2023120]

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

[unpatchedglitch]

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

[striders]

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

[goopifer]

someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

[lolman9000]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]