Sorry

[forcekenobi]

talking to your pet is like

stinky (affectionate)

idiot (affectionate)

pet’s actual name (derogatory)

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

[bewbin]

what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I'm losing it over this

"At a certain level of clientele, capitalism isn't about efficiency" ya don't say...

[wzu]

Venus, the sun, and an airplane.

[the-vegan-muser]

this looks like someone photoshopped an airplane onto a microscope slide?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

jsdaklfjlfds oh my stars ya’ll, i know americans call it football, but the rest of the world calls it soccer and they outnumber us so that’s the language i prefer to use

[argentiaertheri]

Y’all know there’s no bowling trophy though right?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually there is! it not as popular in the us so fewer people have heard of it but it’s called the stanley cup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This post would deal more damage if anyone on this hellsite knew anything about sports :(

[im-a-disgrace-to-humanity]

As a hockey fanatic, this post gave me great anger to the point where I was glaring at my wall for 20 minutes and my mom had to make sure I was ok.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that makes me feel a lot better actually!

[sharkbyteg]

The piston cup is actually awarded to whoever can piss the most

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that sounds right!

[tiktoks-repost]

[marsixm]

i might have just done something great

[speciesbarocus]

Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.

[tittyinfinity]

That’s Doug Dimmadome

[anaalnathrakhs]

uwu? owo? No, I’m french, I èwé.

[yumekoba-deactivated20210608]

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

[indianaconservative]

“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child

[waluigis-cock]

This image has a lot of energy about it but idk what type to call it

[gay-irl]

Bi🐸irl

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

[funny-tik-toks]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]