Alrighty Then

John/20/NC

[lustik]

Sculptures by Phil Young.

[weapons-grade-spork]

*whispers softly but with feeling* what the fuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[shesmelancholy]

[konoko]

[karnalesbian]

she read this post with her pussy

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[talesfrominceland]

[frrancesc]

The adventures of CJ

[tevruden]

Reblogging this again for an update

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

[einsteinsface]

Iceland; I salute you.

[indiedrone]

but by buying the tickets they are in fact supporting the preacher. he basically got all their money without having to give his sermon.

[lifeisadrag]

The tickets were free, you just had to reserve them. Then they reserved all of them. So it was just a huge “fuck you” to that guy. Super rad!

[nintendette]

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

beyonce really is that friend that’s like “all men aint shit!! you dont need them dont even think about them! men dont deserve you!” and then she goes home to her man and you go home alone 

[pissvortex]

i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

orangutan got him

[hogwartshousefriends]

You know what the real cryptid is? Clean glasses

[trapcard]

this bitch is one of the dumbest people on the fucking planet lmao

[the-hope-that-house-built]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[q8p]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[microsoftmail]

please

[bonerfart]

where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo.