The Main One

She/Her-20-Lesbian-Cisgender I'm like your dad if he was a beautiful woman Very occasional nsft so watch out

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[pseudomantis]

Ok😀

[pseudomantis]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

fill my bed put some liquor in it

[yimyumbootypirate]

Did you guys know you can still get ibeer on app store for free

pretty sweet

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[byjove]

my power is out 😔

[byjove]

the power company is like “we’ll have it back on by 10pm” great. that means I’ll be nice and snuggly buggly in my bed tonight when all the lights in the house flicker back on and the appliances start beeping

[catgirl-kaiju]

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[the-greater-grief]

Just looked this up and I’m dying

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[segamascott]

[infertilityidol]

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[dogshitdotnet]

how do we get the kids to talk like this

[cad-comic]

[that1fungi]

we still talk about you

[beesmygod]

yabbadabbadoo!

[billymayslesbian]

i wish i could project this video into the hearts and minds of everyone alive