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will byers stan first human second
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
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EXPECTATIONS
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cherry valley forever
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sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
recently I got back into atla
jack frost and the Northern Lights
getting into atla for the first time this little bald baby makes me so emo
writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public
why are we reblogging harry potter gifs, my liege?
Well you see. There was a good gif of the new harry potter series on my mutual's blog. And I reblogged it.
Less facetiously: people are allowed to think whatever they want about jk rowling. However, the most-sold book series in history doesn't just... y'know, vanish from culture at-large because people stopped liking its author.
For the past decade and a half the political side of fandom culture has continuously been trying to turn Harry Potter into a shibboleth. Originally it was that you showed you were a good progressive ally by comparing every conservative political figure to Voldemort and the Death Eaters and anyone opposing them as plucky young adult protagonists. I distinctly remember the exasperated refrain of "read another book" because political discourse was just that oversaturated with such comparisons.
And then Rowling went against the mainstream progressive grain on gender politics and went from a celebrated leftist figure to The Actual Devil more or less overnight, and suddenly the way to show off how enlightened and progressive you were was by how much you hated the series and how hard you could harass people who didn't hate it enough. It has progressed firmly past the point of any actual criticism of the books or of rowling herself and into 'if you like this thing or are even neutral towards it, it is because you are The Outgroup' territory. It's boogeyman thinking.
And i NEED people on here to be able to wrap their head around the fact that the majority of the world does not treat it that way. It's books. It is a Children's Book Series. One which many, many people read growing up and then proceeded to never get embroiled in Twitblr discourse about. There is no innate political statement coded into revisiting the stories you read as a child. That some people choose to project an extra moral dimension into it is their own business to sort through, not everyone else's.
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
Used to be, you could search 'XYZ name/title generator' and get a bunch of homemade generators with their own unique vibe instead of pages and pages of AI slop. We used to be a real country!
idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes
…well this post sure took off
new ask game; what do you think my hobby, skillset or knowledge or any other details of me based off my writing
in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.
Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"
Receiving: "[four eye emojis]
Receiving: "How many?"
Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"
Sending: "1"
Description ends.]
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
