A little of everything

puns and spooks

[hammerandsickbro]

[possiblynya]

a little autobiographical piece about the internet

[browsedankmemes]

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[marvelsmostwanted]

most ghost hunting shows: yeah I can definitely sense a presence in this house right now… this is clearly a restless spirit, we should try to communicate with them to see if we can do anything to help

buzzfeed unsolved: *claps hands together* alright demon, we have a ouija board and a rice krispie treat, please tell us your name

[harryedward]

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself

[hwardlaunch]

Everyone: Shane…Ryan ….please don’t do anything to anger the spirits or invite them to speak…

Shane: ok

Ryan: ok

*5 minutes later*

Shane: HEY GHOSTS

ARE Y'ALL

UHHHHH

P U S S I E S ?????

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[devilheaded-x-deactivated201911]

mood

[devilheaded-x-deactivated201911]

again, mood

[avvocarlo]

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

[qoa]

amazing

[podencos]

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

[hickey-prince]

That “give me hickeys where only I can see them uwu” shit is dumb dissapoint my mom or it didn’t happen

[lyelix]

Ryan stabbing diet pepsi in revenge for the injury to his beloved diet coke is the chaotic neutral energy we need in this family

[fatalst]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Alfredo Diaz ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

[allycattiny]

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

[virgoboy]

playlists are a love language