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26 | she/her | infp | Honestly, I’m only here to shitpost

[eternal-confusion-of-han]

rewatching the series so I can write the porn more in character

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[skopostheorie]

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[the-wolf-and-moon]

NGC 7635, Bubble

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[leolaroot]

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

[missroserose]

[leolaroot]

lets all click on the source of the gif

[the-real-save-point]

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

if i don’t talk to myself who will

[kosmogrl]

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[archaeolyx]

old unfinished piece

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[cloudwhich]

chiss shitpost comic from earlier this year