ayy lmao

I'm Juan and I post shit he/him

[sandersstudies]

“They’re just looking for attention.”

Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?

Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[plasmalink]

I don't know what came over me to create this

[somerandomdudelmao]

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

[thepartyponies]

[teaboot]

[atalana]

rb if you were there

[jathis]

That’s such a beautiful reaction to the word glomp

The world is full of so much beauty

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[suppermariobroth]

In Donkey Kong 64, by picking up a barrel in a specific manner, it can remain in mid-air indefinitely for as long as Donkey Kong never walks, and instead moves around solely by crouching and backflipping.

While this has no practical use, an interesting side effect is that the barrels all mimic Donkey Kong's facing orientation. The footage uses a room in Crystal Caves with 6 barrels to create what appears to be a synchronized dance performed by Donkey Kong and the barrels.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: cheeseoman

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[definitely-not-a-plant]

how i feel about locking in

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[great-and-small]

Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.

[lunius-art]

H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave

[hanpancakes]

I just want Dave to feel appreciated…. 🥺

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"

And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."

[lessjucey]

Luck of the Irish. Ryan Coogler said it was a “touchpoint” for Sinners. Cinema is a rich tapestry.

Ryan Coogler Explains How DCOM ‘The Luck of the Irish’ Influenced ‘Sinners’: “A Touchpoint”

With one of the highest-grossing horrors of the year, Ryan Coogler recently revealed how he found inspiration in a Disney Channel Original M

[videolottery]

It probably feels good as fuck to lose your job and then lie to your wife about where you’re going every day and just ride the bus in a suit for hours and hours and hours

[markovchaingang]

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

[amvs]

if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.

[amvs]

i don’t understand why OPs complain when this happens on a funny text post. they thought it was funny enough to gift to their personal blorbo. are you not entertained? are you not enamored with croggles and bringles? go fuck yourself