you know what sucks?

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[cuteosphere]

[infernaldaydreams]

[bonjourtr1stesse]

[thedankmemes]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

not to derail from the joke but why on earth did they photoshop out the blini and put a waffle in it’s place. is this a cold war psyop where they’re trynna berenstain bear me into believing that the og meme is american or

[necrofuturism]

they also photoshopped a stupid looking smile on blini cat. is the natural beauty of blini cat not enough???

(original kot blini for reference. also kot blini’s name is jazz btw.)

[valtsv]

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

[valtsv]

it was birds btw

[valtsv]

↑ angel

[shirtsthatgohard]

[djklmnx]

Source

[helicalsymmetry]

i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.

[bitterbad-fem-harpy]

[pusheen-the-radical]

this may be abnormal for you. i get it tho

[everythingfox]

(via)

[heylsgowt]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[uncomfortablecliche]

that’s exactly how math professors talk

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

fuck it let's try this again

which of these would you be more surprised to see on your doorstep

an earth animal that exists on earth for certain

a magical or mythical thing that you were previously 100% certain did not exist

Voting ended onMar 6, 2024

[aqueerkettleofish]

This misses the point. It's not whether walruses exists. It's whether walruses leave the arctic regions, pass through a climate that would kill them because they're evolved to nap on ice blocks, somehow make their way to my yard, come up the stairs, and KNOCK. Even without the knocking, that's a lot of impossible.

A squirrel? No shock. Possum? It's happened. Corvid? Perfectly rational. Bear-- well, okay, but I'm gonna scream and run. Deer-- now we're getting into weird territory, because they may be around all the time, they don't do THAT. Kangaroo? Now we're moving into "this is impossible", despite the fact that Kangaroos definitely exist.

It's not "earth animal that exists vs. mythical creature that doesn't" and never has been. It's "an earth animal what cannot possibly be there vs. a creature that you may or may not have believed existed previously."

[ferrousferrule]

This is definitely a push poll by the way. This is how politicians gets results that say "85% of my constituents want this passed!"

Because they do not word the answers in a neutral manner, in a DELIBERATE attempt to skew the results the way they want. They ignore the real reason people answered the way they do (I know walruses are not in my area, I do not know the territorial range of a mythical creature) in order the force their own personal reasoning onto the poll answers.

Which is fine for a dumb little poll but you need to understand it's deceptive.

[aqueerkettleofish]

....you know, that's actually a valuable addition.

[swagfulcatcowboy-deactivated202]

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

[beaft]

"In [fairy tales], power is rarely the right tool for survival anyway. Rather the powerless thrive on alliances, often in the form of reciprocated acts of kindness - from beehives that were not raided, birds that were not killed but set free or fed, old women who were saluted with respect. Kindness sown among the meek is harvested in crisis."

-Rebecca Solnit

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that almost all of the netflix Avatar show was filmed so that the focus of the action would be at the center, so it could be viewed vertically, like on tiktok

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated2024]

[puppy-faggot]

Crying over this tag

[dtbird]