A healthy amount of explosions

Working my way through it, trying to have a good time while it lasts. Religion is important even if you don't practice.

[prokopetz]

It's sometimes remarked that my games offer some very strange playable archetypes, but I feel it's worth emphasising that compared to many published tabletop RPGs, my stuff is prretty restrained.

(Excerpts from Troika!, Patchwork World, Greed, and Warped, respectively.)

[injuries-in-dust]

SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

[mtgsmash-or-pass]

One of these is a Magic the Gathering creature. The rest are Pokémon

Dhelmise

Xenagos

Naganadel

Ting-Lu

Arctibax

Gouging Fire

Masquerain

Rabsca

Arboliva

Calyrex

Brionne

Elgyem

Voting ended onJan 6

Reblog to get this out of MtG and Pokémon circles, since anyone who knows enough about either will get this immediately

[thejesusrag]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

[fuzzygifs]

pokemon channel corruptions

x / x

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[sonneillonv]

As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up 'Blue Gemstones' at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.

[hellishkittycat]

give prev an item

comically large hammer

a single grape

ice pick

pokeball

rubber chicken

mysterious orb

ocarina

spear

pirated dvd

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[rathayibacter]

ttrpg where the amount of overkill damage your last pc took as they died is the starting xp you get with your next character. the best way to accelerate advancement is to get in way over your head and be torn to shreds

[rathayibacter]

pair this with frequently-exploding dice for a game where sometimes you get overkilled out of nowhere and sometimes you go up against a threat way out of your league and bring it down anyway

[rathayibacter]

no more playing characters like stolen cars, play them like crash test dummies

[the-vegan-muser]

Words cannot express how much I love this bird.

[kefnet-attorney-at-bird-law]

SMART BIRD!

[prokopetz]

Your favourite media that isn't already a 2D fighting game is getting a 2D fighting game. Which character gets that move where you fly across the screen backwards and whomp the opponent with your butt?

[youknowwhatscrewyou]

Easy. He's already got a butt slam attack in Canon.

[ecto-hazard]

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

How do you feel?

wrathful

mortified

miserable

annoyed

accustomed

validated

freed

euphoric

you dont.

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

[gallusrostromegalus]

PRISMATIC AGELESS AND SERPENTINE

GUESS IM A MONTH FUCKIN' DRAGON BAEBY!!

[budoulennji]

[awritersbro]

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

[awritersbro]

@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.

From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.

Still, I'm glad you don't have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

[mlerpwonders]

Reblog to punish OP for hubris in a way fitting of an ancient Greek tragedy.

Then schedule a reblog of your reblog one week into the future.

[awritersbro]

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

[awritersbro]

@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.

From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.

Still, I'm glad you don't have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

[mlerpwonders]

Reblog to punish OP for hubris in a way fitting of an ancient Greek tragedy.

Then schedule a reblog of your reblog one week into the future.

[smol-catholic-bean]

[smol-catholic-bean]