sarah

just a bunch of my weird ass thoughts (she/her)

[unhingedwizardfan]

This as a modern rosekiller meet-cute do you guys see the vision or not

[yonpote]

"when I say that i hate dnp and think they should go back in the closet im telling a joke" to be 100% clear i think you should stop making that joke regardless of intent.

[betaphannie]

guys what does this say i have no clue

[purplebutterflyglasses]

Looking at how Becca was tonight’s episode it really puts a perspective on things from last week. Her pink manicure that Mel most likely paid for. Her phone that Mel pays for. The Center that I’m sure Mel pays some amount of. Becca can go out and make friends and have fun because of MEL!! She is paying financially, emotionally and mentally.

But Mel can’t be considered. They watch ELF because Becca likes ELF. She makes other plans for fireworks even though she knows Mel enjoys watching them with her and obviously didn’t plan on telling her until she absolutely had to.

I can appreciate Langdon trying to play devils advocate and try and help Mel by actually listening to her complaints.

But Becca doesn’t have to worry about consequences for her actions because she doesn’t have to bear responsibility. MEL DOES. Mel is left cleaning up messes to parties that she was never even invited to.

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[fool-errant]

I actually made this a button last convention

[smooththegoofyshark]

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

[butteryswimmingthing]

explain pls

[smooththegoofyshark]

No

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

What are lemons??

[phylix]

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

[lotrlocked]

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

[marloviandevil]

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

[thefloatingstone]

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

[cocofinny]

[honestlymydude]

[witch-of-snow-and-stars]

The ghost of citrus past…🤣

[mika-meowz]

WAIT PEOPLE DONT CALL THEM LEMONS ANYMORE??

[what-eats-owls]

did you think AO3 was the first of its kind

my children, there was another before it, older and untagged

[thegirlinthebyakko]

I remember the old ways.

[seven-oomen]

Author: This is a cute little story I wrote and I hope you enjoy it! Characters were a bit finicky but I think I managed alright!

Character A: You absolutely do not control me, I do what I want.

Author: Sush you! Back in your cage! LOL

Character A: No fuck you man, I will not. Also I would never say these things. What are you doing..?

Author *With bat* : Back in your cage…

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

This…. I am this old…

For those few of you that do not know… when fanfics used to have “lemon” in the summary… that meant they involved smut.

And I remember there being like a whole SCALE of the debaucary put into literature on the internet based of citrus fruits! That is what fanfiction authors and readers used to do in 2017!

[leulahart]

mel’s 17th century french woman alter ego has bewitched me ⋆˙⟡

i feel like mel is definitely the type of person who is is very meticulous about her costume being historically accurate so i referenced some fashion illustrations from the 1680’s for this look!

bonus: when you’re different types of nerds

[leulah]

“why do you ship them- they’re not even canon” <- rookie loser talk. brother do you know how fun it is to ship something that isn’t canon but has the marginal possibility of happening?? the high of potential and delusion and replaying the 15 minutes of interaction can make you feel like you personally were gifted with the Sight and can fight god himself

[alliekitaguchi]

insane chemistry aside, i think mel and langdon would make an incredible couple because it would be nice to see the awkward autistic girl paired up with the man literally nicknamed "ER ken."

like... to most of the others, she's odd and quirky and a lot of people don't understand her or get her humor... except for the 6 foot something dark-haired, blue eyed senior doctor who looks at her like the sun shines out of her ass and goes out of his way to check in on her 4 times in 12 hours and compliments her easily.

maybe years of seeing the awkward, weird girl be the sidekick to supermodel protagonists has irrevocably rewired my brain, but it would be nice to see the weird girl be with the hot guy for once!

[melsglasses]

i personally believe abby would have some fun with it

[the-silliest46290]

How it feels to genuinely enjoy the Pitt and not get caught up on every little bad thing a character has done because they’re all complex human beings and none of them are truly evil like everyone in this fandom seems to think

[decayingredroses]

his hands were steady during the urine test

i repeat, his HANDS were STEADY during the urine test

STEADY

But with mel they're SHAKING

i don't think i need to elaborate on this

[foolforlovestories1088]

Like seriously. Come on people

[rogue-anjel]

Every single character on the Pitt has nuance. There’s no good or bad, just human.

Except Monica. Monica needs a good kick to the vag.

[buckaronis]

[gay-space-diaries]

if i took a shot every time buddie was paralleled to a romantic couple on the show i'd be long dead from alcohol poisoning rn

[vibecheckd]

buck bobby parallel addiction storyline RIIIISE

[blueinsunlight]

hey so can we be reasonable about santos and langdon this week guys. can we acknowledge that it’s complicated. can we be fucking adults and not treat either one of them like an irredeemable villain. can we do that please. pretty fucking please.