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yam- they/he - 20 Pfp by @st4rbite

[youngblood-12]

two of my friends got in here and started tumblring better than me so I have to up my game now

MINI INTRO OF NIGHTMARES (or something like that)

•youngblood, yam (any variety of potato really) works as a name.

•they/he/it (I am not man I am machine… but like in a sexy way not in a gross generative ai way)

•key tags are as follows

#yam posting: when I say shit about me as a guy

#oc tag: when I say shit about my cos and all the quiet things they do

#friend post :o: friend/moot interaction

•other (poorly organized) tags consist of me reblogging whatever fixation I have for two weeks before I hop to another one that I have both had before and haven’t. repeat ad infinitum. For the (not quite but working to it as I uncover old posts) exhaustive list, peek below the cut. For not, keep scrolling buddy

Primary Brain Worms

They will one day be organized into neat little tag files but rn this blog is almost completely tagless. Seven years of poorly kept blog space to sift through.. I will fix you one day.

[GAMES]

- Kingdom Hearts

- Resident Evil

- FNaF (baby’s first all encompassing game)

- Undertale/Deltarune

[ANIME]

- My Hero Acadamia

- Jujutsu Kaisen

- Free! (Help I’m still in the restaurant??)

- Chainsaw Man

- Death Note (baby’s first anime)

- Tokyo Ghoul (baby’s SECOND anime.. get baby some therapy or something)

[SHOWS/MOVIES]

- Supernatural (in an old friend way)

- Marvel (but in a distant relative you only see for major holidays way…)

- Gravity Falls (baby’s first fandom)

[OTHER]

- TMA/TMGP

- Markiplier

- Dan and Phil

- Fall Out Boy (baby’s first band)

You made it to the end? See, it wasn’t all torture.

Take this, a gift upon your departure.

[🍠]

Use it against your enemies.

[bakwaaas]

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

[gayfertilitygoddess]

Carl: Dr. Grace isn’t dead. Stratt told me he went to another planet where he can run and play with other scientists and she wouldn’t lie about that

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[deathstrokebreedernapologist]

CAN WE LET PEOPLE BE QUEER CAN WE LET PEOPLE BE QUEER CAN WE LET PEOPLE BE QUEER CAN WE LET PEOPLE BE QUEER

[hurtpeoplex2]

i feel this sums up every fight between magneto and professor x fairly well.

[bisexualchemy]

X-Men ‘97 season 2 had to come out in July instead of June because they knew killing Erik in front of Charles like that would’ve been too homophobic an act for pride month smh

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[aniseandspearmint]

Price doubles if you want me to pretend I’m swayed by your opinion.

[nyxserpent]

Another $4,500 if you want my pretending to be swayed to be convincing instead of half-assed

Also this is a monthly payment

[inkyaltbitts]

IM SORRY????? WHAT???

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[iwontusethis255]

this happens btw

[iwontusethis255]

would yall believe me if i said this was an accident and i forgot tranny was a word let alone a slur

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[lcdlcdlcd]

if simon’s universe had the book, basically

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[yondamoegi]

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys