No?

Fuck.

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[mod-kitkat]

This post came into my home and shot me on sight

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[morbidlyqueerious]

lost in the sauce

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[fuckthiswebsitesprivacypolicy-d]

and that my children, is called a freudian slip. (Freud’scher Versprecher.) You slip up while lying and accidentally say what you’re really thinking/what you really want to say.

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[tomsholland]

yep it sure isn’t

[fuckyahumor]

not my birthday

[moth-doe]

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU

[all-hail-mono-onion]

tis not my birthday

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

next monday actually 😂

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

*writes that down*

[genderfluid-daemon-faerie-deact]

Happy unbirthday

[pippip-cheerio]

[cttrajan1206]

It was my friend’s birthday 30 minutes ago and now it’s my brother’s birthday

But not mine

[nemhaine42]

i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.   

[camwyn]

Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?

[ceruleancynic]

SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO

not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you can’t even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.

listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or ‘30 seconds’ or whatever. sometimes it’s just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.

[gostaks]

SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest

7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest

zero items from pinterest not a single one I’m free

[lakritzwolf]

Reblog to save a set of nerves.

[fangirltothefullest]

Yes! Putting the “-” in front of a word automatically omits any result with that word! The word can also be a specific website!

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[gothgfs]

TUMBLR HAS DARK MODE NOW ?¿

[gothgfs]

[nyctosaurid]

it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been

[nyctosaurid]

hmm

[greenbaconsmoothie]

Oh these are some of illustrations my moms cult used to use as proof that dinosaurs and humans co-existed lol. Ill have to check out the book

[tricornking]

BaSCUUUUSE ME HWHAT??? WHAT CULT???

[possessedscholar]

[thoodleoo]

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

[thoodleoo]

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[winterswake]

Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

[loquacious-zombi]

Sorry but this entire scene is my sexuality

[cloudfreed]

This Twilight scene is very weird because the cool colors that permeate the whole movie are especially contradictory to the mood of this scene. Basically the Cullens are having fun by being active and playing a game and the cinematography speeds up and slows down to show that. But the colors look sad and gloomy. Because it’s about vampires, I guess

[advanced-procrastination]

Washington state is just like that

[cloudfreed]

You should tell all the vampires in Washington state that they’re not allowed to play baseball because it doesn’t fit thematically with the state’s blue wash coloration.

[shittycryptids]

a new yorker vampire…

[funnyihope]

EY IM STALKIN’ HERE

[weaver-z]

*hypnosis activates* FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

something about this makes me lose my mind everytime i play the game

[calder]

this game is so good

[bugkeeping]

I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post. 

So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.

do not fear! copy the link to the article

go to sci-hub.se         (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)

slap the article link in there

bam! free access! 

[toastbutteregg]

can someone nice explain this to me please

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[sapphireswimming]

someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -

everyone who has read this post, starting now: