welcome to the farm

definitely NOT looking to eat your bones

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Fully cleaned my car in my dream, collecting trash et cetera. Woke up and got into my car to leave irl and was pissed that my car was messy. All that work for nothing.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[your-local-skinwalker]

[bbnotumbl]

[peppertama]

https://www.patreon.com/peppertama Caught you staring :3 Drukhari duo, again [OC]

[itsfelixiguess]

[your-local-skinwalker]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[technofeudalism]

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.”  Over the last week, the guide has surged to become the 5th-most-accessed book on Project Gutenberg, an open source repository of free and public domain ebooks. It is also the fifth most popular ebook on the site over the last 30 days, having been accessed nearly 60,000 times over the last month (just behind Romeo and Juliet). 

Link to the Guide at Project Gutenberg can be found here

A Wikisource entry can be found here.

Mirrors can be found here, here, here, here and here.

[breelandwalker]

Gosh it would be a shame if this got even MORE visibility.

Whoops my cursor slipped.

[the-haiku-bot]

Gosh it would be a

shame if this got even MORE

visibility.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[your-local-skinwalker]

Hey guys, anyone wanna go throw bricks through police car windows

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

IMPORTANT ‼️‼️‼️

AFAB transfems and AMAB transmascs are awesome and cool and deserve endless love and joy! :]

If you disagree I'm hitting you with my beam that turns you into a worm

[your-local-skinwalker]

Kinda confused, can you explain how someone can be assigned male/female at birth and still be trans. Comeing from a place of genuine confusion btw not trying to be rude

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

I already explained this in the comments, but I'll copy my comment for people who don't check there.

Intersex people! Some intersex people identify with the gender they were assigned at birth but end up getting hit by puberty in the unexpected direction and end up transitioning to fit the gender they identify as

[your-local-skinwalker]

Cool! Nice to know. But now my mission to meet every type of trans person has risen by 4

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

IMPORTANT ‼️‼️‼️

AFAB transfems and AMAB transmascs are awesome and cool and deserve endless love and joy! :]

If you disagree I'm hitting you with my beam that turns you into a worm

[your-local-skinwalker]

Kinda confused, can you explain how someone can be assigned male/female at birth and still be trans. Comeing from a place of genuine confusion btw not trying to be rude

[saywhat-politics]

CALL YOUR SENATORS!!!

[reading-writing-revolution]

[mtg-talk]

I don't usually make political posts on here but please call your senator if you're in the USA.

[your-local-skinwalker]

Call them, I am.

[anomaloc4ris]

🪹 drawinf girls kissing in my engineering class 😊😊😊😊

[gifcraft]

[healthy-lindsey]

THE GUYS IN THE BACKGROUND MAKE MY LIFE. THEY’RE SO PROUD OF HER. FUCK YES

[mermaidmuscles]

This is one of the very first things I reblogged and I still love it

[the-haiku-bot]

This is one of the

very first things I reblogged

and I still love it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[your-local-skinwalker]

Would

[guorble]

keep thi one in mind...

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[coffeegymnast]

oh thank god i found the unvandalized one

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[strawberry-souffle]

PSA: stuttering in fics

as someone with a speech impediment, all of the people saying that only one type of stuttering is valid are wrong.

stuttering CAN look like this: "t-this is a-an example s-s-sentence"

OR this: "this-this is an example sen-sentence."

OR this: "t-t-t-th-..t-ttttthis is an example sentence."

OR this: "this is, uhm, an example, uh, sentence."

OR this: "this is an example sssssss-sentence."

OR this: "this is an examp-...this an example sentence."

sometimes the sentence won't even come out of your mouth at all.

there are probably many examples i'm forgetting, but that's the point! it usually is a mix of a few of these, but some people do one of them more often than others! some people with speech impediments have certain sounds that they almost consistently have trouble with (for me it's "st").

people with speech impediments also rarely-if ever-stutter whilst they're singing or whispering.

most importantly!!!! people with speech impediments are capable of saying a sentence without stuttering!! it can just be a gamble sometimes.

and if more people could portray the frustration that comes with stuttering and not being able to get words out, i'd be a very happy girl.

(fun fact: sometimes when my mouth won't let me say what i want to say, i get so annoyed that i just yell or grumble out "WORDS.")

this was your speech impediment PSA!!!!

[strawberry-souffle]

out of all the posts i’ve made i’m happy that it’s THIS one that blew up

[the-haiku-bot]

out of all the posts

i’ve made i’m happy that it’s

THIS one that blew up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[landmineblogging]

╰( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆ stars up above and butter on toast, let only the coolest people see this post!!

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[teaboot]

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

[ultrakill-confessions]

milk

milk

[your-local-skinwalker]

Milk