You Wouldn’t Rat A Toulli, Would You?

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it. Genderqueer/fluid(???) She/they (minor) ~MJ/Mac/Adam~

[youraveragekilljoy87]

Ollo mates! Just an abt for my blog:

I don’t believe in cancel culture or silencing, so go ahead and follow me no matter your views if you want, but if you post something terf-y, racist, etc., don’t expect good things (:

I am also a minor who’s experienced having explicit content forced on me by other online users (not on tumblr, but other places) and I won’t put up with it

Other blogs: werms!!!! // My OC Lily // Vampers and other crechers // Musical blog

She/any pronouns; I go by Mac, Adam, or MJ

@rose-fairryy @frankensteins-gay-son ly<3333

[wandererseas]

Kiss of death

[soupmoss]

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

[soupmoss]

[sparrownnax]

ah, so getting t-shit designs beamed into one's brain while sleeping is a universal experience.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[connorwyndham]

THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY (March 18, 2005 –September 1, 2008)

[mens-rights-activia]

[cashmerecorey]

what horror trope would you fall for

wouldn't having a clone be so cool tho…

ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me

hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders

oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it

i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle

i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun

hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up

the cursed amulet

YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)

Voting ended onApr 23, 2025

[blodeuweddschild]

[anotherdiamonday]

Morris Hirshfield, Garden stand and birds, 1945

[girlnephew]

[youraveragekilljoy87]

@rose-fairryy

[lesbianirl]

went to the gallery today but the best art I saw today was on this electrical box outside

[videogamepolls]

Have you played Plants vs. Zombies 2 (2013)?

Yes

No

I watched someone play it

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 7, 2025

Requested by @loveaxolotls

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lacefuneral]

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

[sourdough-seal]

need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor

[charonnyxtides]

Carmilla and Laura by Abigail Larson

[carnivorousflower]

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

[zoesupreme]

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

[elvis-official]

Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

[ghost-of-elvis-official]

Well this is awkward...

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's my own specter