You're My Kind of Trouble

[dracaryswonder-deactivated20250]

"Your coverage of this event has been completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience"

Being able to see the part that the media cut out in the beginning makes a huge difference in understanding the context and message luigi mangione was trying to get across. Media manipulation at its finest.

[unpeeled-human]

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my circus, my clowns, my tent. my acrobats, my lion tamers. BUT. listen. those monkeys were contract workers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[the-tree-line]

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

[kosmogrl]

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

known for leaving places early

[perpulchra]

Known for not even going

[caesarsaladinn]

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

[caesarsaladinn]

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[aplpaca]

muppetness of said offspring

[thespamman24]

Exactly.

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[konoko]

[stars-bean]

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[angelbabby44]

I don't want to live like this im so tired

[angelinthefire]

The swifties are relentless

[heardatmedschool]

Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

[drferox]

Some alternative statements you could consider when your initial reaction is just ‘!’:

I’m glad we took that X-ray

Well this is almost certainly diagnostic

[reedusmcbridedaily]

"Carol is on a mission to find the only person who makes her feel safe: Daryl. Come hell or high water, she will travel to France to reignite this unbreakable bond. The pair may be separated, but they are bound by one soul."