You're stupid. I know it.

Commies and Anti Americans please interact, your poor excuses for ideology amuse me | Male | What this hellsite refers to as a "cis oppressor"

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[feministism]

[pensivelyplayfulme]

it wasn’t to flex on America, it was to save their own lives

[logiclee-sound]

Unfortunately banning guns doesn’t seem to be a very effective way of saving lives.

[atheism-populism-egalitarianism]

Its an affective way to stop mass shootings, which directly save lives, so youre wrong lol

Fuck America tbh

[yourestupidandiknowit]

Then leave lol

[fuck-customers]

"jesus loves you" screams a woman at me as she leaves the drivethru. bitch fuck off please stop forcing your religion on coffee shop workers. do you want me to come thru wherever you work and tell you to pray to daddy satan cuz i will

[yourestupidandiknowit]

Dude wow how fucking shitty are you that someone doing the equivalent of telling you to have a nice day pisses you off?

[best-shower-thoughts]

Cake days are exactly like birthdays. Anticipation builds and then you don’t say anything so nobody knows it’s your cake day. (source)

[yourestupidandiknowit]

This is so reddit specific that I dont know how well the hell demons of Tumblr will know

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[yourestupidandiknowit]

"Lip guitar"

[that-catholic-shinobi]

BABYLON BEE GIVES NOT A SINGLE FUCK

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-withdraws-support-from-bill-to-save-the-earth-after-learning-thats-where-israel-is

Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That’s Where Israel Is

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal hit a snag when it lost the support of another freshma

[cisnowflake]

Oh shit

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something they keep hidden from their friends let if its shoes and makeup or like teacups that shits fine and all but once i went to my buddy mikes house and like,, well i knew him for years since like fucking 2006, we talk non stop,used to be my bff of the year and what not, ya whatever, i hop to get something from his basement once and i turn on the light and its littered with not a handful, but at least 20 hand made dollhouses with little trees and paint jobs and everything made from wood he harvested from his fathers construction company, all he missing is furniture and little people like FUCK that fucked me up so bad, but thats not the point of my story here see, it didnt fuck w me as much as after i visited my not so much anymore freinds house in 10th grade and she had a collection of her friends hair and she asked me for a snippet becasue she never had blue before and i went home and blocked her number anyway she jsut messaged me on instagram 30 min ago and i had to like sit in my kitchen in the dark for a while jsut thinking about how scary it is to know people but not know them at all

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

heres some pics cuz i actually i love his little houses they just took me by surprise cuz he aint seem like the type

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

oh it aint me!!! i bitched to him that he got like 0 fucking people living in his fucking basement village so he was all, then fucking buy me some??

so i went on a miniture dollhouse website and bought him his first citizen and he laughed cuz it was this lil motherfucker

if u look closely hes the black dot in the first pic in front of the white house!!!

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

This is cute and I’m glad you were so supportive of something he was embarrassed of

[leftlines]

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures

here are some of her drawings

this is her note

Don’t let this die.

Not this.

[greywardang]

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

[saa-aham]

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

[blog-ahuva-herut]

REBLOGGING.

[not-fitz]

I never knew about this…..

Please reblog this, don’t let it die, please

[flavenado]

I’m reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this.

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Please don’t let this get lost in the ocean of bullshit that is tumblr. Leelah deserved better.

[bunnace]

This needs to be shared. Parents, you may not agree with some of your kid’s choices but don’t keep them from making them if it isn’t hurting them.

[secretdavinci-deactivated202010]

This needs to get more notes. She deserves more recognition

[pippip-cheerio]

Her parents killed her…

[sword-and-nightingale]

She deserved better.

[ashernoahfilms-deactivated20210]

This is fucking important.

[fuchsiamae]

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

[repulsion-gel]

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

[allyitis]

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

[fuchsiamae]

wHat did I just put my eyes on

[schrodingers-rufus]

“The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury

Not quite a short story, but read in class: “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” from The Twilight Zone

[w3rewolf-th3rewolf]

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

[rebel-against-reality]

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

[actuallyapathy]

“The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

[asexualzoro]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[eccentwrit]

i can’t believe Roald Dahl’s “The Landlady” wasn’t already mentioned and also it’s not so much unsettling as more absurdist but “The Leader” by Eugene Ionesco definitely made me go wtf

[idlewildly]

Ett halvt ark papper. I cried so much.

[bravinto]

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

[siderealsandman]

A Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury

[insanitysbloomings]

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

[felderwin]

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury 

[was-once-somewhere-else]

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby, by Donald Barthelme

[jeaniefranklins]

I read Ray Bradbury’s “All Summer In A Day” in seventh grade (it wasn’t assigned, I was just going through my textbook for new stuff to read) and as a bullied kid with SAD, it Fucked Me Up.

[sanguinarysanguinity]

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts, by Shirley Jackson

[real-faker]

Eh, this was more like community college, but The Star by Arthur C. Clarke

[scarlettaagni]

Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl

and this story that I can’t remember the name of and can’t find, though it might be by O. Henry? it’s about a bunch of demons who want to stop Santa Claus from going through with Christmas, and he must travel through the mountains they inhabit to escape their vices? (good christ I can’t remember the name for the life of me)

[ghostloner]

Ok but the laughing man and a good day for bananafish but j.d. Salinger

[nitrosplicer]

The City (195) Ray Bradbury. An intense commentary on colonialism and space exploration. I read it for a sci fi survey class.

Another short story I read in that sci fi class was Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin. A commentary on humanity and how human we believe ourselves to be. Also, an interesting commentary on mental health.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom, written in 1947 by Ango Sakaguchi. It made my skin crawl the first time I read it.

Also going to recommend For A Breath I Tarry by Roger Zelazny, a commentary on whether AI can become human in a future without humans: http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/forbreat.txt

[cryingalonewithfrankenstein]

whoever posted “The Laughing Man” and “A Good Day For Bananafish” is Correct

[fluffmugger]

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger (I assume you meant Stockton’s The lady or the  tiger?)

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

The Tell-Tale Heart

 The Gift of the Magi

The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County

 Thank You Ma'am

The box social 

The Veldt

The Monsters are Due on Maple Street

Harrison Bergeron

Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

Where are you going and where have you been

The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

The lottery by shirley jackson

The Landlady

The Leader

Ett halvt ark papper.

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

A Sound of Thunder 

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream 

All Summer in a Day 

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts

The Star 

Lamb to the Slaughter

The laughing man 

A perfect day for bananafish

The City (link goes to compendium of short stories)

Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom 

For A Breath I Tarry 

[the-prince-of-tides]

All of Flannery O'Connor’s shorts.

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

I didn’t read it in a text book, but “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” haunted me for life.

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

There Will Come Soft Rains

[dovecraft]

Mineblrs if ur ok w me randomly showing up in ur DMS trying to be friends reblog this

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

[trilllizard666]

[boss-of-the-plains]

[yourestupidandiknowit]

Holy shit guys guess what

Everything has to be political now and nothing is safe from ruin

[fyeahmovies]

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) dir. Wes Anderson

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yourestupidandiknowit]

Nah because I dont buy into woke culture, its pretentious

[mkeanarchytect]

Look, your plastic straws are only a negligible contribution to oceanic plastic pollution. Japan has backed out of all of its clean energy goals since Fukushima and is importing thousands of tons of fossil fuels to make up for it. The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent. Food waste has much more to do with governmental regulations on spoilage and consumer demand for cosmetically perfect produce than you forgetting about the kale in your vegetable crisper.

The world is made of complex problems and the simple answer basically only exists to make you feel good about yourself

[narutocola]

[powerfulwizard]

[petty-revenge-stories]

Go ahead, splash on me.

First of all, forgive me for the gramatical errors, since english is my second language. Ok, so this happened about a year ago. It was spring, the snow was melting etc. Because the snow was melting, there were TONS of puddles. That day, I was going home, from doing some (legal btw) graffitti. I had to walk about 1.5 km to get to my house. While going home, I was near a HUGE puddle, and I noticed that a car had slowed down and some dude from the passenger seat had started recording.

Keep reading

[yourestupidandiknowit]

Low tier justified vandalism, got to be more creative.