Funny life

Collection of things I like, do and have interest in.

[siveydensipuli]

heipähei! hyvää iltaa!

koska taas tällä viikolla on saatu kuulla kauhujuttuja kuinka tumblr (tällä kertaa muka oikeesti!!) on kuolemassa pois, niin on hyvä hetki mainostaa, että meillä on olemassa myös elinvoimainen suomitumbrl-discord, joka hiljattain siirtyi allekirjoittaneen omistukseen!

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linkki on voimassa viikon, sen jälkeen voi milloin vain laittaa yv minulle <3

[kermakastikeritari-deactivated2]

Se tunne kun yrität tehdä musiikkia mutta et saa mitään järkevää aikaiseksi

[mielipuolistapaskaa]

nauroin, hävettää

[vittuaamen]

Oon yö ja kaikki muut asunnossa nukkuu ja mulla oli vahingossa jäänYT ÄÄNET TÄYSILLE

[laama-naama]

Iha sama, mite mont kertaa tää o jo mu blogis. Rebloggaan ain, ko tulee vastaa däshil.

[yourkookie]

My current WIP. Trying to balance violet, pink, bluegreen and red orange.

[yourkookie]

I have started to really amp up my painting. This was a test project with a limited palette. The colours used are in the first photo. 20h of work in total.

#kimekolors #scalecolorartist #paintingminies #paintigminisart

[yourkookie]

Olen palannut! Entistä vanhempana ja parrakkaampana. En ikävä kyllä juurikaan viisaampana.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[yehudah]

why aren’t you

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[kingjaffejoffer]

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

[reibeibei]

In love……

[vibesygal]

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

[tsoki]

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ………. 

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

[scaliefox]

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

[hzs-modblog]

What can the macro lens do?

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK

[krykky]

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

[lizthefangirl]

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

i’m buying this tomorrow

[jahmocha]

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….

[enjoyallneednothing-blog]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[ewebie]

Can I live?

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[kirain]

2018 YouTube Rewind

A famous actor

An incredibly toxic Twitch streamer

A YouTuber who hasn’t posted a video in nine months

An offensive reference to BTS

A bongo cat at the royal wedding, because why not?

More dead memes that didn’t live very long to begin with

1.5 seconds of sWooZie and TheOdd1sOut

Two jackasses who have nothing to do with YouTube

The only good part

A bunch of YouTubers patting themselves on the back for being woke af

Whatever the hell this is supposed to be

Endless cameos of people no one actually knows

A nod to ASMR, but it excludes the most popular artists in the genre

A throwback to the Suicide Forest incident

An absolute fucking hero

Oh, wait. There wasn’t a single mention of him.

…

Unintentional furry representation

Brand new meme material

A rewind button made of clay (signifying how humble they are)

There was also no tribute to Stan Lee, one of the greatest creators of our era. But hey, at least they added Lucas the talking Spider.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

YouTube rewind plays t safe and adds bs peolle to it just fuck YouTube in general they’re thankful amazon hasent come out with a competing site

[kirain]

2018 YouTube Rewind

A famous actor

An incredibly toxic Twitch streamer

A YouTuber who hasn’t posted a video in nine months

An offensive reference to BTS

A bongo cat at the royal wedding, because why not?

More dead memes that didn’t live very long to begin with

1.5 seconds of sWooZie and TheOdd1sOut

Two jackasses who have nothing to do with YouTube

The only good part

A bunch of YouTubers patting themselves on the back for being woke af

Whatever the hell this is supposed to be

Endless cameos of people no one actually knows

A nod to ASMR, but it excludes the most popular artists in the genre

A throwback to the Suicide Forest incident

An absolute fucking hero

Oh, wait. There wasn’t a single mention of him.

…

Unintentional furry representation

Brand new meme material

A rewind button made of clay (signifying how humble they are)

There was also no tribute to Stan Lee, one of the greatest creators of our era. But hey, at least they added Lucas the talking Spider.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

YouTube rewind plays t safe and adds bs peolle to it just fuck YouTube in general they’re thankful amazon hasent come out with a competing site

[callofthenerd]

[william-snekspeare]

anyway though stop being rude please we just like animals

[fairyofthemoon]

[william-snekspeare]

Valid

[william-snekspeare]

New, more inclusive version based on all the comments I got on the first one I made. I am sad that people being rude about our beloved pets is such a universal experience.

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[vertiga]

Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won’t eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.

If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they don’t need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that there’s so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.

Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they don’t starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and they’re far too important to be left alone.

All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldn’t exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.

TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Geology is the study of rocks. Geometry is the study of shapes. Geography is a little bit of both.

[latexfroot]

tää lähti leviään twitterissä nopeammin kuin ebola niin postataas nyt teillekin