Your Queer Poet

He/Him 22

[willgrahamscock]

isolating will fix me this time

[willgrahamscock]

⚠ SANITY CRITICAL

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

this means more to me than it should

[hollanovarchive]

hi!! im sorry if you get this request a lot, but do you have any dildo fics where ilya finds it and things ensue from there… thank you!!

I recently did a lost fic about a dildo, but I feel like we deserve a nice little rec list about Hollanov and Dildos :p

Sex Toys

🏒 What Color? | 1.0k

Post-cottage, Ilya’s fantasies come true during his first visit to Shane’s Montreal apartment.

🏒 Shane's First Dildo | 1.5k

Shane's thought process as he discovers anal play and decides to buy his first ever dildo

🏒 "go fuck yourself" | 1.7k

After losing a game, Rozanov wants to show Hollander who's in charge. He buys him a dildo and asks for a show, and Shane Hollander has never been good at turning him down.

🏒 Boston colors | 1.8k

Ilya Rozanov asked Shane Hollander to pick out some sex toys online

🏒 headlock. | 1.9k

ilya has shane wear a butt plug out on their lunch with hayden and jackie. shane has no clue it vibrates, until he does.

🏒 I’m All In My Skin | 2.1k

Shane’s been getting more acquainted with his dildo since he started meeting up with Rozanov.

🏒 Shane Hollander's Dildo | 2.3k

Now that they're boyfriends, Shane finally has Ilya over to his actual condo. And Ilya finds something in the nightstand that answers the questions of "What Color? Is big?"

🏒 a trophy upon high hands | 2.3k

No one could know that Shane Hollander, star rookie for the Montreal Metros, had purchased a dildo.

🏒 I Would Give You the Moon (But This Will Do) | 2.5k

The first time Ilya gives Shane a sex toy as a present

🏒 do you want a house tour? | 2.5k

Snooping through Shane's drawers, Hayden finds more than he's prepared for

🏒 alone tonight | 2.8k

Shane can't get off and calls Ilya for help, ft. the dildo

🏒 let him bounce on it | 3.2k

Ilya buys Shane a dildo which is an accurate replica of his dick and Shane is embarrassed, until he’s not.

🏒 Shane Hollander vs The Dildo | 3.5k

Here’s how Shane bought his dildo and his first time trying it out

🏒 heat shimmer, hips quiver | 3.6k

🔒 Ilya uses a remote-control butt plug vibrator on Shane. In public.

🏒 get a good feeling from you | 3.9k

In which Ilya finally meets Shane's dildo.

🏒 and i'm only yours to control | 4.0k

Shane buys some toys for Ilya. They try something new

🏒 It's Purple, and it's Average Sized | 4.0k

🔒 After having one (amazing) sexual experience with another man, the dam has broken, so to speak. Shane Hollander, somewhat repressed anxiety central, decides it's finally time to invest in a good old fashioned dildo

🏒 What Color? | 4.1k

🔒 Shane’s teammates make him buy a bright purple dildo at a sex shop as a hazing activity, and Shane most certainly does not give it a whirl. Not at all. He would never.

🏒 Take You Away, Away, From The Feeling of Being Alone | 4.7k

Ilya gets Shane a present while he's still in Boston, and he hopes Shane likes it. Shane likes it a lot.

🏒 I feel it in my heart (and butt) | 5.0k

Shane wears a butt plug, things escalate.

🏒 Parcel Post | 6.9k

Ilya sends Shane sex toys

🏒 I’d like to make it with you | 7.8k

Ilya thinks it's about time he and Shane started shaking things up in the bedroom. Now that they’re alone, unfettered from obligations to the hockey season, he wants to try new things

🏒 ten minutes for punching | 8.1k

Ilya buys Shane some sex toys. A lot of sex toys. And uses them on him. All of them. At the same time.

🏒 Coyness is nice, and coyness can stop you | 10.7k

Shane really doesn't think he's a prude. He can't be if he's in a relationship with Ilya Rozanov. He just has regular thoughts and opinions on everything, including sex toys. He's not judging other people for getting their rocks off if that's what they want to use in the bedroom, it's just not for him.

🏒 A Plug In | 10.9k

Ilya Rozanov makes his husband, Shane Hollander, wear a butt plug on their drive home from the Ottawa home game.

🏒 The Hickey | 12.6k

Shane and Ilya's first season together on the Centaurs. Includes teasing teammates, introspection, therapy, personal growth, lots of sex and an attempt to bring home the Stanley Cup.

🏒 Six Inch Ribbon Curls | 14.2k

Shane Hollander has a dildo. Ilya Rozanov has a hyper fixation. They both benefit from it in some way

🏒 the other lovers (the purple dildo, the Mexico top and the LA blowjob guy) | 17.6k

A canon-compliant exploration of Shane's other lovers and exploits, featuring a sex toy and two very real men who, unfortunately for Shane, are not Ilya Rozanov

🏒 i know that i want this | 20.3k

5 times Ilya buys Shane a sex toy + 1 time he doesn't

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

Make sure to check out other fic rec request here -> Requested Lists

Also Check Out -> Accidental Voyeurism | Collared Shane | BDSM/TPE AU | Bottom Ilya | Freak4Freak Hollanov | Puppy Play | Sexual/Non Sexual Submission | Sex Toys | Size Kink | Submissive Ilya | Submissive Shane

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[severalowls]

Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.

[teaboot]

Lambo

[diet-cokesiut]

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[willgrahamscock]

I—

[hollanovarchive]

I'm hunting for a fic where Ilya goes on an SSRI and he's worried about the effect it'll have on his sex life with Shane. There's a GORGEOUS scene where Shane talks to him about how sex doesn't have to be about orgasming and spends hours just making Ilya feel good. (Also, if it helps, I think Ilya literally takes the first dose of his meds out of Shane's mouth)

UPDATE: Fic Added ⬇️

Gear Shift

ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.

Here is what I could find.

Hardcore Softcore

Ilya experiences a common side effect of SSRI medications. They make do.

The Favourite Everything 

 Ilya starts taking antidepressants only to realise it's fucking up his sex life. And, he acts totally very chill about it.

Does this fic sound familiar to anyone else? Please let me know x

[bridferchglyn]

“Is he okay? Fucking tell me!”

“Go to your bench, Rozanov. I’m not going to tell you again.”

There are a million reasons why the concussion scene works, but what hit me the hardest is that it emphasises one of the biggest costs of being closeted: Not being considered Next of Kin.

If Ilya was Shane’s acknowledged partner, he would be given information immediately and supported to follow Shane to the hospital. Instead, he drifts backwards on his skates, all alone in an arena where the only person who understands why he *needs* to know is unconscious.

This has been the cost of the closet for as long as queer people have lived under the radar. Partners get injured, or die, and the love of their life isn’t “family” enough to be in the room. In that moment, Ilya understands so much more about what’s at stake.

[bridferchglyn]

Some of the tag responses on this one absolutely annihilated me, so for your viewing pleasure:

@wolvesofinnistrad

@largepeachicedtea NOT off topic at all, it is exactly what I wanted to get at! 💔

@waleslikethecountry

@bedalk

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[anautisticaquarius]

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

[chrxs-art]

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

[companionjones]

I love it when this guy comes around

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[homoidiotic]

Photos from the floor of Rio’s transmasc ballroom scene (2026) by Roma Joana.

The event married together the city’s thriving ballroom scene with gym culture. It was hosted by health collective TransMaromba, founded by Kayodê Andrade. As the community showed up to compete and perform, prizes for categories inspired by bodybuilding and gym aesthetics – such as Realness, Big Body, Sex Siren and Vogue – were up for grabs, judged by a panel that included important figures from the international ballroom scene.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?