Ash

this profile picture comes from the wonderful @rukitastic thank you again for letting me use it. Sometimes I live blog whatever I'm watching. They/Them 26 feel free to call me queer. I'm on a monster of the week podcast contact me to learn more. I rarely if ever look at the profiles of people I reblog the stuff of, I focus more on what's being said in the post itself. I also block liberally not personal (however if you are a hateful person yes that's why I blocked you) but sometimes people are just annoying and I want to curate my online space and that's what blocking is for. ALSO minors my blog is not inherently minor friendly, I'm not going to be reblogging porn to here anytime soon but I do frequently reblog mature content and horny jokes their will be dick jokes their will be mentions of sexual activity and I'm shit at tagging things so please don't go interacting with mature content just keep moving.

[yukkikatsuki]

Putting this up here not just buried at the bottom unless I know you or someone who I know knows you I will not share fundraisers. I explain why further in this post but his is non-negotiable for ALL situations.

Apparently bios are malfunctioning for some folks, so in case you can't see my bio right now, Hi I'm Ash I'm 26. and use they/them pronouns. If you want me to tag something let me know and I'll try my best but I have poor memory and will fuck up so if that's a deal breaker for you it's best to just not follow me. I rarely ever look into blogs involved in a post and focus more on the content of the post. All this said minors this bits for you. My blog is not inherently minor friendly I wont be reblogging porn or anything of that sort but I will be reblogging mature conversations and adult humour. I am going to trust y'all to use your brains, if I was reblogging porn or smut this would be a different story and y'all would be blocked on sight. on that topic I block liberally it's nothing personal (unless your an asshole in which case I probably saw you acting like an asshole and decided I didn't want that in my life) it's just how I moderate my online experience to be healthy for me and I encourage everyone else to do the same(especially minors please if you see something you don't want to see block the tag and or the person involved I've been online since I was relatively young and occasionally I saw things that freaked me out I left the spaces I saw those in and never went back and that's how I stayed safe on the internet) on a final note for any minors who might read this, as someone who spends a lot of time lurking in fandom spaces and has seen a rise in this behaviour if anyone and I mean anyone of any age fellow minor or an adult tells you they are part of the safe ones to interact with or worse one of the only safe ones to interact with run in the opposite direction so fast there are to many people in those spaces trying to use perceived safeness to get way to close to minors if an adult ever discusses anything 18+ with you stop talking to them immediately and tell a trusted person, please be safe the internet is simultaneously safer and more dangerous than it used to be use your head use your common sense and be safe.

Also I'm probably not going to share any support asks I get, I understand that their are people out their struggling but for my own mental health I can't deep dive to find out which ones are real people who actually need help and which ones aren't, if I follow you or you've followed me for a long time and you or someone you know has a post or ask that needs sharing that's different just message me and I'll probably share it but I can't just share asks from folks like that without working myself into a spiral.

Double PS I edit my age at random after my birth whenever I remember to do it.

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[headspace-hotel]

Oh. Shit.

[catsuggest]

Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?

worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days

[catsuggest]

he is beinge summoned. remain calmb

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !

[catsuggest]

cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

[vashito]

more big mermaid

[yukkikatsuki]

When discord has an outage while your friend is streaming the end of Persona 5 Royal T.T

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[myjourneywithfnd]

I saw a video today from a chronically ill woman about the fact you can feel so guilty when doing fun things.

She talks about how, as a kid, you learn to finish work before you can play and that you take this with you into adulthood. So you keep the mindset of having to finish 'have to' tasks/chores before being allowed to 'play'.

But when you're chronically ill, this is literally impossible! If you'd do that it would be all work and never play. That wouldn't be healthy at all. We need to remind ourselves of this. We don't need to feel guilty for doing something fun!

[insidestory1]

This is unfortunately not helped by people who ask you, "How come you're doing x fun thing when you couldn't do that chore I asked you to?" And it's very hard to explain to people that you couldn't do the chore because that would take up all the energy which you'd been saving up to do the fun thing, because you really needed something to help make life worth living.