A (probably not) comprehensive list of things Yuuri Katsuki did that broke Victor Nikiforov’s brain
There is a very very good reason that Victor Nikiforov falls so hard for Yuuri Katsuki. Honestly, I don’t think Victor stood a chance against this level of precious cinnamon roll chaotic good energy.
Walks away without a word when Victor offers a “commemorative photo”
Has dance battles while in various states of undress at a schmancy banquet
Dry humps Victor’s leg and begs him to be his coach
(Disappears off the face of the skating earth)
Skates a perfect copy of Victor’s free program
Runs away from Victor’s attempts to seduce him (despite said dry humping)
Only wants to eat katsudon with him if he wins “Onsen on Ice”
Sneaks quad Salchow lessons from Yuri Plisetsky behind Victor’s back
Gives him a surprise hug and called himself a tasty katsudon then delivers the sexiest On Love: Eros ever
Touches Victor’s hair whorl
Runs away from Victor (again) when he tries to talk about relationships
Goes airborne when Victor asked “what do you want me to be for you?” then just wants Victor to be himself
Charges into Victor’s bedroom late at night when music is complete
Ignores his coach telling him to downgrade the jumps in his program with an innocent rebellious smile on his face after he did it.
Declares his undying Victor love on live television
“Never take your eyes off me.” just before his SP
Breaks down crying just before his free skate, yells at Victor for being stupid
Touches Victor’s whorl again and pats him on the head just before the FS
Throws a quad flip into his free skate
Grabs Victor’s tie and pulls him close when Victor is not paying enough attention
Sends Victor back to Japan to be with his sick doggo
Asks Victor to be his coach until he retires
Demands that Victor take him sightseeing in Barcelona
Buys them matching “good luck charm” gold rings
Puts ring on Victor’s ring finger in a church
Actually forgot the dry humping and dance battles
Attempts to end coaching relationship in the middle of the Grand Prix
Beats Victor’s world record
Decides to stay in competitive skating “at least one more year”
(Probably) asks Victor to skate as a pair to “Stand by Me” for the exhibition skate