Ho, Ho! I'm a Dragon, you son of a bitch!

I'm a 20-something in the middle of nowhere, with a blog about nothing. I'm a web programmer and SEO specialist by trade. I also work part time as a professional napper, cuddle contractor, and cat whisperer. Some things I enjoy include: Pokemon & other Nintendo goodies Webcomics and stuff Stupid memes More stupid memes Cats You should check out SupTiger's Blog, I think he's pretty cool.

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zackisontumblr]

amen

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[tench]

Owner of that cat

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[catgirlforeskin]

God

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[programmerhumour]

Honestly, I’m impressed with how much clueless HR/recruiters can be.

[the-memedaddy]

[thatboytitz]

if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url

[terror-billie]

#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[kyraneko]

“And bitch just called it Gucci” rolls off the tongue a bit better, but fuck yeah.

[zackisontumblr]

BIG fucking mood

[acavatica]

[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

[oockitty]

[programmerhumour]

Programmers being like programmers

[radiofreederry]

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

[smoothestjazz]

imagine your kid sucking so bad that you have to say "no that's fair" when someone puts him in the hospital

[wilwheaton]

Here we have the right wing response to the epidemic of gun violence that has been burning across America for decades.

[the-greentext-guy]

[tumbwr]

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

…

No…

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She… she does