YZai

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST

wizardshark

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

explorerrowan

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

official-lucifers-child

happy adulthood this year to max!!

indirectcomedian

xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

autisticexpression2

There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

It's always "the corporations are going to put pay walls on your cybernetic legs" or "your cybernetic legs are so dangerous with their built in machine guns and jet feet" and never "your new legs are so stylish and shiny. i love the colour. congrats on being free from chronic pain forever"

what kind of idiot would get cybernetic legs without flame decals

yzaicreates

hot hot leg

fry an eg

It's always "the corporations are going to put pay walls on your cybernetic legs" or "your cybernetic legs are so dangerous with their built in machine guns and jet feet" and never "your new legs are so stylish and shiny. i love the colour. congrats on being free from chronic pain forever"

what kind of idiot would get cybernetic legs without flame decals

r2x2

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

cbarc

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

yzaicreates

I originally didn't look at this because i don't want to read about all the people who want me dead, but i'm in the right headspace now. And damn... This is legit. Straight up calling them all out. Saying everything loud and clear. The beacons are fuckin' lit.

eebie

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

eebie

yzaicreates

I don't know what to write in this post because I've already said everything, done everything. Why is this world so cruel? Why does brutality and inhumanity exist? Why must some people be killed so that others can live? This world is so cruel and terrifying. I don't mean the whole world; I mean the Nazi Zionists who are destroying the entire world.

Everyone sees, hears, and witnesses what is happening throughout the world—in Gaza, Syria, Somalia, and Minneapolis. All of this is happening in full view of everyone. This is brutality and horror perpetrated by the Zionists. They are behind all of this; they are behind all the destruction happening in this world. With all that is happening, especially here in Gaza, which is being exterminated before the eyes of the entire world, I wanted to remind you of myself and my family.

For 844 days, my family and I haven't seen a single good day, haven't slept peacefully, and haven't felt a moment of joy or happiness. In short, it's because of the Zionists who have stolen everything from us. I'm here only to ask for your support and donations so we can escape this hell and live some comfortable days free from fleeing, death, and hunger. All I ask is that you lend a helping hand to me and my family and donate to us. Please.

hotvampireadjacent

Please share this post widely. Sharing and donating will help Nader and his family survive. Please give them a glimmer of hope and donate now, or share if you can't.

I cannot imagine that my life and the lives of my family depend on the decision of a man who has no feelings, no sense of humanity, and no conscience. Please, don't be like those who persecute and kill us. Please, lend us a helping hand and donate now.

sporesgalaxy

Please don't just pass this along, share this post and donate to save an entire family from death and destitution. Please don't stop sharing this post and donate whatever you can to help Nader and his family.

iamwizzzzz

mmoonsilverr

kemp artes

puppygirllaika

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

puppygirllaika

this post has generated a staggering number of comments/replies/asks all saying some version of "Nice try laundering your argument, but we all know you're talking about [specific person], and i hate you for defending them." and literally none of them have correctly identified who i was thinking about when I wrote this, but all of them have named a trans woman as said specific person.

wolf-aid

No human being on Earth has truly felt what is happening in Palestine and Gaza. Sometimes, it feels as if humanity no longer exists. Life is unbearable here

wolf-aid

You have food, fans, air conditioners, houses, and apartments! Yet the children and residents of Gaza are homeless, sitting and sleeping in the open. The children of Gaza have no food or water, and they suffer from many illnesses, from lack of sleep and extreme hunger.

wolf-aid

So for those children of Gaza I live among them and see how they live so I try to do something for them even if it is small so please I am building a beautiful school and it is an initiative so I hope you donate to provide them with a better environment if we can Please donate now before it's too late

The Coastal Initiative in Gaza urgently needs your support to laun… Asma Yunis needs your support for Help the children of Gaza get a safe a

punkitt-is-here

Please help this project out!

nouveau-riche-princess

when she lets me hit

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

charlizetheronsbush-official

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

transfemininomenon

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

transfemininomenon

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

orrangeslices

I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead

Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

a wild strawman appears

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

infinite-planes

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

private area do not read

"the tags, which are considered private"

phallicide

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell