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@z1mmie
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂
Brilliant 😂😂
I needed a good laugh 🤣
You're laughing.
She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.
In case no one else has brought it up, these two appeared on The Big Fat Quiz of the Year and revealed the got the image tattooed on their thighs.
go watch project hail mary NOW!!
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) Poster might need some extra sunSCREAM!
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
Year of the horse girl
Eohippus is in the top 5 animals I would bring back to life if I could, to know what they looked like, if nothing else. They are so sweet.
Jesse has to die because he's gay. He doesn't die because he chooses not to be gay, he leaves Freddy (his homosexuality) behind after all the pain he has caused other people for being queer and this kiss from a girl he wasn't even into at the start brings "him" back. And then he dies anyways because of horror movie bullshit crazy endings
Your interpretation is valid. However, I don't see the movie that way.
Featuring long-ass explanation:
Parents in horror movies be like: our bird exploded in a ball of fire after trying to attack us and the toaster lit on fire without being plugged in but there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS HOUSE
Horror movie parents are on another level of denial
this is basically the plot of the movie right?
people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING
be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.
I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar
I need to talk about the way Wake Up Dead Man handled religion because it was so delicately done. The overall thesis, I believe, is that religion is something that can be used for both good and evil, something shown in the lighting as Benoit Blanc talks about his disgust with the church and Jud talks about his faith. They did so much with light and the church building, Blanc is against the grey empty background of the church in darkness, Jud is against the windows and as he talks the sunlight begins to pour into the church.
As a person who is religious, the lack of a cross in the front of the church distressed me, but I think to anyone it was such a good way to clearly display that something was lacking in this place. It made such a blank and ugly space. When we ultimately learn the name of the girl who dragged it down, it fully represents the lack of "grace" (goodwill) that is found in this church. As someone who left my childhood church over queer issues and who is disgusted by the lack of grace in many religious people, I loved this. And the image of grace restored at the end! The church that was used for evil, isolation and hatred by Monsignor Jefferson Wicks is restored to grace, warmth, and love by Jud. He also removed the towering pedestal to preach on, and throughout the movie Jud was positioned at the same level as others or lower, while Wicks was either physically higher or filmed from an angle to make him seem above others.
They also took a moment to show the importance of religion when Jud talked to Louise, a woman he didn't even know whose mother was dying of cancer. She needed someone to talk to, we don't even know if she's religious, but having someone to listen to her and pray with her was what she needed at that moment. This leads Blanc, someone who explicitly wants to tear religion down around him to get to the truth (and who smashed an image of Jesus) to allow the murderer to have her last confession in accordance with her beliefs and not be exposed in front of her peers.
It was very much a knife can cut but it can also prepare food to feed the hungry. It was just masterful and very human and I loved it.
tbh in retrospect i think bucktommy was the funniest relationship in the show. two grown men spend six months dating each other because they both really want to fuck some other guy but can't admit that this is the guy they'd rather be dating. the kind of behavior you might expect from like. the only two queer teens in a bigoted small town. not two men in los fucking angeles with whole ass careers. and mind you the whole time said other guy is completely unaware that this is going on and is just kinda thinking "my best friend and his boyfriend :) time to hang out with my best friend and his boyfriend :)" while carrying out an emotional affair with the doppelganger of his dead wife that will unbeknownst to him result in him spending a month living in el paso working as an uber driver.
Bobby, Hen and Chim when Buck, who famously haunted his girlfriend's apartment for months after she left to travel the world, tells them he's going to move into Eddie's house now he's leaving for Texas:
the absolutely INSANE married things buddie have said in 8B
And that was it? That was it.