oh we really in the princess mononoke now

[kirikomamura]

truly the future is stupider than anyone could have imagined

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[segamascott]

[zeitghost]

goodnight mp3 and 4,

png sleep and jpeg snore,

.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,

and .zip no new files make,

.gif tosses but pdf can’t,

.exe and .dmg want

to now shut down and save some RAM

night time in computer land

[ozempicofficial]

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[thekidsfromyestergay]

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

[sasuke-offical]

is there a wheat version of this

[thekidsfromyestergay]

🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

[c3rvida3]

I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

i acrolled all the way down to the very first yourube short ever posted its from the cambrian explosion and a little worm with spikes is rating dim sum takeout in its car

[badassdemonsword]

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

a gougar

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed