Sharkrat Hell

Hello and welcome to sharkrat land, I shall be your tour guide. (26/They)(Please do not follow if you are under the age of 18)  Zeke Sturm.4935 - Borlis Pass

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[saccharinescorpion]

Parasite and Girl

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[moldavite-moved]

why is this about to make me sob

[sorryhahaifellasleep]

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[soul-hammered]

politics brain poisoning is bad because i first read this and thought “i can’t believe they’d prevent the deer from going on strike”

[penisdungeon]

[femmepathy]

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[pegasusie]

The smallest friends you could imagine

[blue-randomcity]

Can I join?

[lespoopypodle]

Yo

[lenacraft]

I love these so much

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

goddamn tumblr is weird

[thequantumqueer]

[anarchblr]

I Remember.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

HE IS HERE!!

HE IS HERE!!

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

OOOohh HE IS COMING

[sexh8r]

WHO?

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

H   I   M

[wereralph]

[danoriddler]

conservatives on capitalmas eve when they hear ayn ranta claus profiting down the chimney

[theveryworstthing]

over on patreon Tama requested a snake person on a baking spree so this is Khor delivering the last of the many presents she baked up to one of her neighbors.

she runs a small bakery out of her home and gets chilly very easily so she’s always bundled up once fall hits. a nice snek. very good at making tasty treats for all kinds of weird palates since she lives in an area with a lot of different monster people.

[azulapropaganda]

Damn what if you told your dad he mispronounced a word during a zoom meeting and he disowned you for embarrassing him and told you you were only welcome back home if you found bigfoot so you spend three years travelling the world to find bigfoot but along the way you become friends with bigfoot and teach him how to fight so he beats up your dad for you

[charlesoberonn]

I'd like to imagine somebody who doesn't understand the reference reading this post.

[retro-minty]

I didn’t understand the reference at first and was like... hell yeah, beat his ass, Bigfoot.

And then I understood the reference and was like... HELL YEAH, BEAT HIS ASS, BIGFOOT!!!

[pixelpurr]

[bebx]

Marvel and their secrecy are scary

[blairwitchh]

live image from the outside of marvel studios

[chatterwell]

After auditioning for the Hulk, Mark Ruffalo was told there would a car outside his house at 5AM if he got the part. If it wasn’t there, he didn’t get the role and he should just go back to bed.

Does Marvel believe they’re really S.H.I.E.L.D?

[dwagom]

[elierlick]

[killapunk]

[killapunk]

[ratfuck]

moby girldick, captain AMAB, i’ll take my 100,000 notes please