Go Forever (formerly estrangedobserver) @zenthlete - Tumblr Blog

Its so wild how billionaires just hoard money and keep buying shit for themselves. Even for purely selfish reasons, it would probably bring a billionaire more joy to buy a foster kid a mediocre 2008 toyota corolla than it would be to buy themselves their 15th Maserati. But they just… don’t. Not like they couldn’t even afford to do both.

zenthlete

Shit, they don’t even really buy enough stuff for themselves relative to their income, and that’s why income inequality has the potential to topple capitalism. There aren’t enough people with the money to buy things.

gallusrostromegalus

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

orphanwheat20

He strikes once again

weavemama

???????????????

brainstatic

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

a-really-bad-decision

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

dracofidus-deactivated20200523

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

truth-has-a-liberal-bias

Reblogging for last comment.

theawesomeadventurer

memescomedy

neotravis

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

captainphasmaz

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

justlookatthosesausages

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

pleatedjeans

via

sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever

steelplatedhearts

omgweatherunderground

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.

ranma-official

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

sunspotpony

Monopolygamy.

dangerousnotbroken

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

saltwasteland

You could make a whole polyarmory

newyorker

America!: The Most Annoying State Birds

scienceshenanigans

foreveralone-lyguy

bettydraperlookingpissed

goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

mediocrepresident

YES

fortangel

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.