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machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

#after the 4th ninja we are getting yakuza cyberpunk waifu bait #big bad OW tag

vicholas

why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny

comradesaucegay

this fanfic author gets sasuke like no other

woman-respecter

looked up this fic it is over three hundred thousand words

#literally the only person in this universe to portray sasuke 100% accurate #naruto tag

ozempicofficial

#tumblr user neurotoxic-yuri

ever since i was a little kid i thought human muscle and fat moving and jiggling was awesome because large dinosaurs in movies and documentaries did that also

#a brachiosaurus takes a step forward and when its foot touches the ground again #the entire limb - muscle and skin and fat and all - jiggles #and when im walking to the store wearing shorts i can see and feel my legs do the same thing.

gaybuttfuckzone

#ultra fav #i saw homer's two hairs peeking at the bottom of my screen and i knew immediately which video this would be

sparklingbog

It's always someone complaining about puritans who actually don't know what purity culture is

sparklingbog

Hates puritans, obsessed with incest, belief-based in-group

🎉WELCOME BACK CATHOLICS🎉

#incest mention #yuuuuupppp

shiftythrifting

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

aflo

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

#fav

lilyflxwers

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

#finnish accent that sounds american-ish #sometimes british but not RP

sasukekys

the microfeminism 🥹🥹🥹🥹

#???#m...microfeminism....

sparklingbog

vilethot

It always falls back on respectability “if you’re mean to cishet people then they’ll become a bigot and it’ll be your fault!!! We’re supposed to be the kind and nice brigade and not be mean ever lest we prove conservatives right 🥺😭 stop being mean to our ally’s they’ll turn right wing” if all it took was a lgbt to tell u go fuck urself for u to “become” a bigot you already were one you were just looking for a “justifiable reason” shit like this is why whites will never be comrades yall are pussies and kiss ups these the same bitches that thing they’re doing something revolutionary by dumping ice in a fucking river, same people that think making memes out of racist signs will end racism yall are COWARDS and you’re trying to turn your cowardice into a fucking moral standpoint that if anyone opposes it you’ll be deemed as a fed or infighting

sparklingbog

Also who's ever been kicked out of pride for being straight btw ...when I thought I was bisexual I literally made out with a guy there

#real #also hi stella

we are in truble

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

#rein tag

11thsense

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ