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I post things I like into positive vibes message me if you need some positivity to get through the day

[demonzdust]

Teen Wolf Wild West and/or Westworld AU Fodder…

[abodynamicslife]

Red Dead Redemption 3 looking SO good, ngl. 

Peter Hale, the con-artist accused of killing his whole family for their fortune/insurance money, turns vigilante to hunt down the real killers, clear his name, and find possible family who survived the fire. 

Chris Argent, the bounty hunter determined to bring Peter to justice, while dealing with (aka: running from) his own inner demons, dark past, and unfortunate family ties. 

Two disparate men on opposite sides of the law, in the end forced to come work together.

[ks-jins]

Jackson & Ethan in The Wolves of War [S06E20] - feat. Lydia

[animentality]

I stand by what I said last time.

Elizabeth Swan should've remained the Pirate King and become a scourge of the seas, as she always dreamt of freedom and adventure and that's why Jack's magic compass always pointed to Jack when she held it, because he represented not romantic attraction but her love for adventure.

And she should've fucked her sexy undead boyfriend every time their ships happened to pass one another.

Seriously.

Why even do that "only fuck once in ten years" thing?

Fuck him every week, if you want.

Is it not pure romance, pure sex, for the Pirate King to rule the seas...and also the heart of a man who guides those lost at sea to the afterlife?

Is it not pure cinematic poetry for the curse of Davy Jones to be broken by a true unbreakable love, built between two people in love with not just one another, but the sea that brought them together?

Is that not pure romance and a fitting end to a movie series dedicated to the reckless and wild love humankind have always held for the dangerously alluring, tempestuous sea?

Honestly.

I liked pirates of the Caribbean but Elizabeth Swan would never.

Never.

Return to land. I refuse to believe it.

[kikat1995]

Not mine

[dracophile]

Okay, Disney, I’ve had a bone to pick with you for a while

Where the hell is “Tiana’s Place”? Don’t get smart and say New Orleans, I mean for real. Why have you not made a Tiana’s Place at one of your parks?

I see no possible reason why you wouldn’t have built a restaurant like this yet. It’s cute, classy, and would be totally fun. You could serve creole food (as well as just plain american fair for the less adventurous.)

It would be pretty as hell inside

It would be fun for kids and adults, you could have dancing and a band playing. You could have a magician (bonus points if he’s dressed liked Facilier. Or train your Faciler face person to do short tarot card readings! Or get a mama Odi!)

The face characters could come in and out, but there’s always a set time Tiana and Naveen would be there (and if they aren’t you can say their in the kitchen cooking up a storm!) Jazz music! Lots of Jazz and swing. You could have workshops with Tiana for kids to learn stuff like the charleston, or cooking!

And then night or during the day a couple times a week you could have a second line (small New Orleans style jazz parade) with a brass band and Tiana and Naveen leading it, all the way to the restaurant.

And Oh my god, do you consider how many people would love a place like that to get married at the park! Having a wedding second line too? How fun that would be?

Disney, you are really missing out by not playing up the fact you have a character that opened their own restaurant (outside of Remi from Ratatouille but that’s another rant) and I’m really sick of The Princess and the Frog being among your more ignored movies. Put it at Epcot near the river or just anywhere! Heck, I know I stayed at a New Orleans style resort area of yours when I was like six! (Is that still around? I don’t remember what it was called, but there were Gator statues with instruments that would tie in really well…)

In conclusion

[jackmeatington]

[lilypadton-deactivated20250909]

finally i can be useful

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[ninjathrowingstork]

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

[redfrilled-moved]

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

[redfrilled-moved]

Two headed calf moodboard

[aroboros]

[heavensickness]

[masked613]

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Gordon Ramsay compared Indian breakfast to prison food — and Twitter came for him

Yucking someone else’s yum is poor form — but it’s become something of chef Gordon Ramsay’s brand. The celebrity chef recently roasted a polarizing, fruity pizza topping, but he hasn’t stopped there. 

On Thursday, Ramsay got himself into some hot water after a Twitter user named Rameez asked Ramsay to “please rate my medu vada sambar and nariyal chutney.” Read more. (4/11/2017 11:23 AM)

[spoopzoop-deactivated20171003]

This uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isnt journalism lmao

[red-gyarados]

Yeah it’s Gordon Ramsey and they literally asked him for his opinion.

Stop trying to make my favs “”“problematic”“” thank you

[cheshireinthemiddle]

He has called an American restaurants meatloaf a turd, he has called a french man’s beef bourguignon diarhea, has called a poorly made Chinese Stir fry trash, but apparently crosses the line by calling an Indian dish prison food.

[lovethythrall]

This is Medu Vada Sambhar.

This is Medu Vada, accompanied by Nariyal chutney.

The OP?   That looked like some kind of soggy donuts served in runny gravy on a cafeteria tray, with a side of dog vomit.    But oh no, Ramsay’s crossed a line. 

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

Besides, as I’m sure some people have pointed out, people tweet out terrible food that they make to Gordon on purpose. They want him to roast them. That’s the whole joke.

[aberrantemotion]

I’m pretty sure he was talking about the tray they had

[pizzacast]

Like seriously people stop with this nonsense, if you ask him what he thinks he’s going to be honest

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[milkywaymai]

Two boys enjoing a party🔥 Tommy is so done 

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

[violaslayvis]

[godlessondheimite]

why is this post coming for me like this

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[ravenclaw20401]

[sisqofanclub-deactivated2013122]

THIS IS SO GREAT

[j-a-sminetheragerthemenace]

Y’all this has given me all kinds of happiness, I miss Ed, Edd, and Eddy so much :-/ 

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[qwopflop]

God I want him to do this to my clit

[pietriarchy]

[nyanbinyuri]

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.