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23 - Jewish - Screaming into the void

[retrogamingblog]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

he’s the mechanic he’s fixing it

[krishnahare]

[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

[hollowtones]

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

[hustlerose]

(lives in your house and knocks things off the table) lol (eats a plastic bag) lmao

[yeeowch]

dont vague my cat you scum

[airahvee]

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

[sergle]

this is my brain responding to the differences in Anime Man facial features

[vhsvcr]

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[hydro-homies]

Mind ya mf business

[rift-master]

YOU walk into someone elses room and YOU blame the motel?

[pepprs]

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

howd spongebob get this ripped 😓😫 what’s his max on the bench💪💪he swole

[ultrafacts]

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[uncle-beanbag]

Was the record to take five steps or did he take more than five steps?

[snatch-daddy]

Previous record was five steps I believe

[uncle-beanbag]

Do did he take more?

[necromanticowboy]

I feel like we’re ignoring the obvious question of “why the crap did some whacky bastard try carry a 1,430 lbs. log in the first place?”

Also the previous record was three steps (again why?) and our “Mountain that Rides” made it a full five steps

[uncle-beanbag]

Because he could

[medic981]

So…. in doing some reading, I’m more in awe.

The “world record” actually comes from an Icelandic viking legend in which Orm Storulfsson carried the mast of a ship (with the same specifications as the log that Hafthor lifted) for three steps. According to legend, 50 men lifted the mast onto Orm’s back. He took three steps. After the third step, his back was broken and he was never again the same.

So it isn’t like he broke a world record that was set 50 years ago or something. This was a legend from 1000 years ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=JpUrXJNcS_8#dialog

[kasaron]

We are living in times where people overcome actual, literal legends. 

That’s….awesome.

[gotheathenry-blog-deactivated20]

A little slightly unrelated Norse knowledge for y’all.

[weirdnessisgood]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

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[molgera-deactivated20220202]

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[the-real-mimzy-deactivated20160]

How to look like a douche bag****

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

[thechristianna321]

4chan has gone too far

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[jeza-red]

That is how generally guard dogs in my village worked - a small yapper was running around the property during the day to let you know if anyone was skulking around while the big bruiser was resting in the shade.

[arawen898]

Cuddly bear-lions

[cant-resist-temptation]

@arawen898 I’ve room for one more, right?

[shubbabang]

is this just a thing. Parents is this a thing