[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[organical-mechanical]

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

[organical-mechanical]

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[sacred-portal]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[ladytemeraire]

"Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[ruffboi-mags]

@markscherz just in case you missed any of the previous ones. Do we need to send you back to Madacascar or should we start a fundraiser for somewhere different? XD

[seananmcguire]

And if you need names, remember that a frog named after me is genuinely one of my life's goals...

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[sunandsteel99]

I got scared and started listing colors and objects

😭

[spectromania-deactivated2026042]

Insane ball knowledge

[sovietnam]

[molabuddy]

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

[inkycorvid]

NO

[molabuddy]

goodbye.........

[molabuddy]

who's snowkit

[radiovys]

women in stem

[shamebats]

[3liza]

[shamebats]

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

[bathroomcube]

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

[bathroomcube]

fascinating......

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[eepyraven]

legendary pull

[c-53]