[depsidase]

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[thememedaddy]

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[decepticonsensual]

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it's a real fixer-upper, but that's always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he's doing on the house). He's already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it's dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

[cipheramnesia]

god forbid men do anything

[gkdeamon]

“We’re..... not okay“ [guitar riff plays]

[magic-can]

I haven’t posted about MCR in a hot minute but I do wanna say something about Bob. No, he wasn’t a good person. No, you don’t have to suddenly like him because he’s gone. But you can still acknowledge that he was in an awful situation and that it is a horrible way to be found and that whatever happened to him must’ve been a scary way to go. My heart goes out to his friends and family because this is a horrible, traumatizing thing to learn happened a loved one - especially after you haven’t heard anything from them for nearly a month. You can have some compassion while not excusing Bob’s actions.

[ziggy-stardust77]

we are so back

[plasticbutthole]

[eurydicees]

she ticket on my master till i fucking murder an executive for these prices

[nudityandnerdery]

[azriona]

There are some things you can disagree on and still be friends. Pineapple on pizza. DC v Marvel movie franchises. Dogs v cats.

But fascism and trying to dictate how others define themselves or live their lives? Yeah, no, that's not on the list.

[depsidase]

[insomtiny]

evanescence opening for mcr... does ebony dark'ness dementia raven way know?