im gonna kick some butt

ruth |17 | NI ~rifty fifths on the blip side~

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[funnypicsdept]

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[jethroq]

lamenting my anguish online

[badmusicalideas]

warrior cats the musical

[onceiwashere]

change your url

[kittensnax]

yall mind if i

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

why this look like it was animated into a limestone tablet

[damianmcgintleman]

I can physically feel the texture of this gif

[loserweeb]

He’s amoNG US….. in tHE FLESH……,

[goddess-palutena]

[alisonzai]

[pyreo]

[wizardcookie]

[wizardcookie]

everytime i see a mutual of mine reblog this i lose 50 more years of life

[notchicken]

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[anondracomalfoy]

there are people in this world who genuinely think they’re superior intellectually because they aren’t interested in boybands or contemporary literature it’s hilarious

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[renardtrickster]

Dingo

Also Dingo

[byjove]

danger shiba inu

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny