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The types as things the ENFP does

ISTJ

obsessively cleans my dog’s hair off her black clothes

ESTJ

wants a ‘lucrative’ job

ISFJ

loves to have dance parties with her mom

ESFJ

talks about herself all the time

INTJ

in-depth rambling

ENTJ

has super organized class notes

INFJ

is a lightweight

ENFJ

wants to work for UNICEF

ESTP

lifts to Taylor Swift

ISTP

does taekwondo

ESFP

has an excellent memory

ISFP

instagram is the only social media she is on

ENTP

is a closet meme enthusiast

INTP

forgets to pay the phone bill

ENFP

wings life (a bit too much)

INFP

is a passionate straight-ally

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I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

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what a beautiful person

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And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.

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Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

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my love for this post reaches no limits

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Players across NFL kneel or raise their fists during the playing of the national anthem before their games to draw attention to police brutality against minorities and spur conversations about social justice.

Centrist: Some left wing ideas are more efficient while some right wing ideas are. Balance is key.

Far left/Right: XDDDD how pretentious just pick a race to hate and go with it

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any man: trust me

me:

The Myers Briggs types as my favourite books

Northangery Abbey - Jane Austen

ISFJ, ENFP, ISTJ, INTP

Let's just say that Austen was affectionately taking a dump on the gothic trend rampant at the time with this novel. It's very clear throughout the story that Jane quite enjoyed gothic novels but also enjoyed playful mockery of all that was popular. The heroine is sassy, kind, and imaginative. The plot is traditional but with a satirical twist. Above all, it's an exploration of fantasy and its boundaries with respect to "real life". As if they're two different things, psh.

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

ESFP, INFJ, INTJ, ENTJ

The Picture of Dorian Gray overflows with musings about beauty, art, morality, social image and validation, power, and much more. It brilliantly portrays the fascination of human nature with that which is forbidden and the twisted pride one gets out of engaging in forbidden acts. It features abstract concepts and their tangible representations, a dangerously insatiable curiosity, and dark wit; quite like ni-se.

The Stranger - Albert Camus

a.k.a. the book from your teenage's ~edgy~ phase that was actually spent crying

ISTP, INFP, ESTJ, ENTP

The Stranger is perhaps the most well known absurdist texts. It tries to understand what crime is, what influences it, and the role of the justice system. It also deals with questions about social conduct and the unspoken rules of reacting to certain situations in a certain manner. The protagonist is highly individualistic, almost to a fault, and unintentionally rebellious in his ways despite wanting to stay out of the limelight. Its general theme can be applied to many issues, whether great or small and it always leaves one with questions to ponder over.

Valley of the Dolls - Jacqueline Susann

ESFJ, ESTP, ISFP, ENFJ

Valley of the Dolls is eclectic, glamorous, austere, and dark all at the same time. It portrays a wide array of characters and gives ambition gender neutrality while also expressing gender roles with skill. It's shallow and it's deep. Female friendships are complex battlefields in this world and drug addictions are the bad boy you keep going back to. No stone is left unturned or intact be it romance, familial relationships, friendships, fame, boobs, or learning disabilities.

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mbti as English Romanticism squad:

Mary Shelley: flower child, listens to ultraviolence 100 times a day, falls for the Bad Boy and never stops loving him, life on the run, shy nerd, loves books and just cant help it, did her research, knows the answers but people keep talking over her (INFP)

William Blake: is everything but never one thing, overflowing with creation and self-expression, inspired by literally everything, too cool (distracted) for school, a visionary, single-handedly defines fashion and aggressively rebels against anything unfashionable, spends last cents on a glue-gun (ENFP)

William Wordsworth: receives criticism badly or horribly, brooding almost always, party time aka going hiking in the Alps, experiences and draws own conclusions, refuses to submit to rules other than the rules of nature and endurance and maybe death (ISTP)

Lord Byron: assumed responsibility maybe once, Shaggy-It-Wasn’t-Me-10-Hour-Version.mp3, 60 love affairs a day actually remembers maybe 2, Jack Sparrow with extra self-imposed emo episodes, hides insecurity with yoloswag, the right amount of sex, drugs, and rocknroll is MORE, *dramatically enters room* AH don’t look at me! are you looking? do you see this limited edition albanian cashmere scarf??? it’s no big deal (ESTP)

John William Polidori: extremely under-appreciated, my best friend is credited with everything but it’s okay, smarter than anyone in the squad by far, genius-level science nerd but only 2 people know about it, quietly consumed by depression, (INTP)

Percy Shelley: chaotic good, rich kid with robin hood philosophy, SJW in theory, avoids responsibility at all costs in reality, king of all hipsters, got beaten up in highschool 4 billion times a day, lowkey mad scientist, ahead of the curve by at least a century (ENTP)

Edward John Trelawny: changed his own diapers, ready to debate your ass, also ready to set you on fire, actually takes care of shit when needed, got maybe 25% of credit for being a badass but couldn’t care less, lowkey master strategist, fucking cool on the DL, has backup plan, outlives everyone (INTJ)

Mary Wollstonecraft: I Don’t Give a Damn About My Reputation!, kicks patriarchy’s ass every day before breakfast, gets shit done, always harsh and critical but actually domestic and motherly, trail-blazer 4 lyfe (ENTJ)

Ada Lovelace: not allowed to have fun, has fun mathematically, rolling deep with alpha genius crew, makes terrible first impression, loved by all once they get to know her, Unpopular Girl at School™ (ISTJ)

Sir Walter Scott: organizes everything always and forever, *is clearly in a state of crisis* i don’t need your charity!, works hard parties never, gives credit where it’s due, slightly/extremely obsessed with antiques (ESTJ)

Maria Edgeworth: can smell a fuckboi from 20 miles away, stays in her lane, takes care of things, embodiment of suburban orderliness and simple happiness, brings the best kind of muffins to the bake sale and everybody loves them but also secretly hates them because they shut down every party 4 hours early (ISFP)

Lady Morgan: tiny and ready to fight, runs through the meadow whimsically, Miss Genuine Popularity™, is here to have a good time, loves: 1. food 2. music 3. dancing, hates: 1. rules and 2. bad vibes (ESFP)

John Keats: aesthetic blogger, gives away his lunch money, embarrassed, in a relationship with melancholy, snuggling with tea and books, rarely in love but then fanatically, talks about pretty things and death (ISFJ)

Claire Clairmont: listen up fives a ten is speaking, talks shit in over 5 languages, Primadonna Girl, lowkey puppetmaster, lives for drama, groupie, will get the most popular guy at school by any means necessary, kinks include being the other woman and attention (ESFJ)

Jane Austen: has an etsy store, is around people a lot but always ends up observing rather than engaging, lowkey loves gossip but hates people who gossip, interested in drama but annoyed by confrontation, family is the real deal, is deeply critical but not openly (INFJ)

Jane C. Loudon: humble, self-aware and well-rounded, genius but that’s a secret even to themselves, great at explaining things to others in a kind and helpful way, appreciates the tiny nice things in life, gets absorbed in other people’s lives (ENFJ)

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Every time an ISTP follows my blog all I can visualize is this

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SAME but with ISFP

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Meanwhile this is how I picture all the INTJs on tumblr. (self included)

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When I see ESFPs blogging

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Every time I see an ENTJ

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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#this is team skull

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The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

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I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy