The Signs As Random Things My Friends And I Have Said
Aries: âLANGUAGEâ âYes, I am speaking a languageâ
Taurus:Â âFor breakfast, I had a freaking hot dog at 4 a.m.â
Gemini:Â âYouâre such a nerdâ
Cancer:Â âEDGEkenzieâ
Leo: âCan I have some of your rootbeer?â âSure, just donât drink it all- and itâs gone.â
Virgo:Â âSO TODAY MY CAT...â
Libra:Â âYouâre such a freakin hufflepuff.â
Scorpio:Â âStop being such a thotty-mc-thot-faceâ
Sagittarius: âGUYS I WANT TO RIDE THE ELEVATORâ âno mckenna the elevator is for handicapped-â âI DONâT CARE I NEED TO SEE WHAT ITâS LIIIIIKEâ
Capricorn:Â âYou bought a freakin car at 15 for it to just sit in your driveway for over half a year?â
Aquarius:Â âI pledge of alliegence to the gay of the United States of America. And to the republic for the lesbians, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and just for pansexuals.â
Pisces:Â âGuys, my jaw hurts, I canât go up the stairsâ