Melk

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The Signs When Listening To The Radio:

knows the lyrics and sings loudly: pisces, aquarius, cáncer

knows the lyrics but doesn´t sing: virgo, taurus, capricorn

doesn´t know the lyrics but sings anyway: aries, saggitarius, leo

doesn´t know the lyrics and doesn´t sing: gemini, libra, scorpio

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Sassy vs Sarcastic

sassy: aquarius, capricorn, leo, saggitarius, cancer, libra

sarcastic: gemini, virgo, aries, scorpio, pisces, taurus

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To everyone who is planning their relapse today - I hear you. Your pain is real, our world is frightening, and I am so, so sorry.

But please remember that you are needed here. More than ever, this world needs you to fight. You can be the good among all of this hate. Stand tall, take a deep breath, and pick up your sword. Your presence makes a difference, even if you cannot find a way to speak.

Let this be your victory, not his.

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Still Sleeps With Stuffed Animals Squad

Taurus, Cancer, Leo, sagittarius, Pices

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The Signs As Tumblr Clichés:

Aries: starbucks

Taurus: beaches every night

Gemini: christmas lights

Cancer: high waisted shorts

Leo: ombré hair

Virgo: messy buns

Libra: galaxy backgrounds

Scorpio: ray band sunglasses

Sagittarius: big sweatshirts

Capricorn: chipotle

Aquarius: uggs

Pisces: pink (victoria secret)

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The Signs When They´re Bored:

Aries: actually being productive because they got their shit together

Taurus: flicks through netflix for five hours until they find something they actually enjoy

Gemini: eats chocolate and flicks through social media 

Cancer: complains about being bored

Leo: watches everything on youtube

Virgo: stares at a wall

Libra: discovers new music or goes through tumblr for the rest of eternity

Scorpio: picks up a friend and goes eat Mcdonalds or something

Sagittarius: reads a book or takes a bath

Capricorn: invites a friend to be bored with them

Aquarius: listens to nostalgic music that makes them eventually cry

Pisces: daydreams or comes with unrealistic events they fantasize about

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Sugar, spice And Everything Nice:

sugar: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

spice: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius

everything nice: Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

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The Signs At a Party:

Aries: throwing some shade at some dude who flirted with their boyfriend/girlfriend

Taurus: stays at food bowl

Gemini: dances crazy with their friends

Cancer: sits in the corner with their phone

Leo: spontaneously flirting with the player at the party

Virgo: getting drunk AF

Libra: same as leo

Scorpio: playing sexy thruth or dare

Sagittarius: taking multiple shots

Capricorn: in a corner reading a book

Aquarius: probably smuggling drugs

Pisces: changing songs

[fantasticzodiac]

Awkward Pokémon Go encounters

Finding pokémon in the bathroom: Pisces, Gemini

Sketchy pokéStops: Leo, Libra, Taurus, Virgo

Tripping while trying to catch them all: Cancer, Aquarius

Random yelling during a battle: Scorpio, aries, Capricorn, Sagittarius

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The Signs As Starbucks Drinks:

Aries: spiced root beer

Taurus: vanilla bean frappuccino

Gemini: iced caffe mocha

Cancer: peppermint hot chocolate

Leo: caramel macchiato

Virgo: vanilla latte

Libra: pumkin spice latte

Scorpio: passion iced tea

Sagittarius: java chip frapuccino

Capricorn: caffe americano

Aquarius: cool lime refresher

Pisces: Green tea latte

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The Signs Sides In Captain America: Civil War

team iron man: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

team captain america: Cancer, Virgo, Libra,  Aquarius, Capricorn, Pisces

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she´s beauty: Aries, Sagittarius, Virgo, Gemini

she´s grace: Capricorn, Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius

she´ll punch you in the face: Scorpio, Leo, Taurus, Libra

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The Signs As Favourite Things:

Aries: laughing so much it hurts

Taurus: baggy sweaters / cozy clothes

Gemini: rainy nights & sunny days

Cancer: long hugs filled with genuine affection

Leo: making people smile

Virgo: knowing you can just be yourself

Libra: british accents

Scorpio: cats

Sagittarius: books you can´t put down

Capricorn: hot cocoa / coffee

Aquarius: songs that explain how you feel

Pisces: the kindess of extrangers

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Can Lie With A Straight Face Squad:

Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio, Cancer, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

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What The Signs Are Addicted To:

Aries: coffee and tv shows

Taurus: cuddling and fresh flowers

Gemini: the internet and science fiction

Cancer: movies and cats

Leo: fashion and make out sessions

Virgo: books and tea

Libra: their phone and photography

Scorpio: kisses and alcohol

Sagittarius: traveling and art

Capricorn: writing and their bed

Aquarius: anime and dogs

Pisces: fairy lights and chocolate

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Why The Signs Are In Prison:

Aries: hitting a police officer

Taurus: manslaughter

Gemini: car chase

Cancer: not paying taxes

Leo: shoplifting

Virgo: is actually innocent

Libra: facebook hacking

Scorpio: mass murder

Sagittarius: jumping into a fountain

Capricorn: trying to crash a stolen check

Aquarius: going into area 51

Pisces: grew a MASSIVE weed farm

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The Signs During The School Year:

studying and crying: Capricorn, Aries, Virgo, Taurus

work hard, play hard: Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Cancer

screw school, i´m gonna be famous: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini