Fashion Nerd

Crazy fashion design major posts whatever the fuck she finds funny or cute.

[littlehen]

[lesbiantiana]

[zoeelaine17]

Champ And Major Biden on Twitter

“It was smol accident. I sorry. - Major 🐾”

[anais-ninja-bitch]

queer is such a great word

[cipheramnesia]

I don’t know what young or new LGBTQIA++ person needs to see this, but queer is a wonderful word. It’s not a bad word, it’s not a slur, and you don’t need to be afraid to use it or scared of it.

It’s a word for when we don’t quite know what we are. Or when what we know about ourselves is complicated, and we need a quick explanation. Or when we don’t need to share more. Or sometimes it’s just the best fit.

It’s the word where everyone is welcome, it’s the word for building a community. It’s a word for thinking, a word for doing, a word. Queer is the community y’all.

[literallycryingggg]

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

[babyanimalgifs]

Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask 

(via)

[withinmywonderland]

[xonmybullshitx]

[ashjafari]

Crystal Methyd Mug Appreciation 

[vampirewives-deactivated2021042]

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

[vampirewives-deactivated2021042]

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

[orangeascot]

Visit Original Link

i’m gonna cast a spell on you you’re gonna do what i want you to! mix it up here in my little bowl say a few words and you’ll lose control! i’m a hex girl, and i’m gonna put a spell on you. 

[airbenderedacted]

[iskariotrising]

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

[jimmyfury]

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.

Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.

[lesbian-lizards]

Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from?

And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….?

[missanthropicprinciple]

??????? They’re dogs.

[scifinut]

This. Is. BULLSHIT. Also, when I worked at a grooming salon, one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs. Poms, the lot of them. They all got bows. Even the boy. He was a goddamn beautiful dog. Customers got mad. About a boy dog wearing bows. A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows. Let that sink in.

[republicansareahategroup]

Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog.

[actualdisasterbi]

I am so tempted to put the biggest fucking pink bow I can find on my dog and parade him around the neighborhood. 

Fuck this gender roles bullshit.  He’s a 12 year old dumbass who sometimes falls down the ONE (1) step on our porch because he gets too excited and forgets that he has back legs that don’t work right (vet says it’s a degenerative nerve thing, common in older labs).  HE WOULD GLADLY ROLL IN HIS OWN SHIT IF WE LET HIM - HE COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF HE IS IN A BOW OR A BANDANA, I PROMISE.

[queerautism]

My puppy wears bandanas sometimes, including a really cute pink one with white hearts that I love. One time this old lady at the park was absolutely BAFFLED that I would put a pink thing on my Boy Dog. Literally accused me of trying to confuse people, asked why I’d put that on him. I was just??? It’s cute and I like it the puppy really couldn’t give less of a shit

[twentyghosts]

My cat Duarte is male and he wears a pink collar with a tag that says “Beautiful Angel Princess” on the side that doesn’t have my contact info, because he’s my beautiful angel princess obv, and it throws the vet staff for a LOOP every time

[teapotsahoy]

People get upset when I walk boy dogs with my hot pink leash (because I lose leashes, so I like them highly visible. Like,

one, maybe this dog has Victorian gender norms, and considers pink very masculine? two: it’s not the dog’s leash, it’s mine.

[speciesofleastconcern]

People putting gender norms on house pets is wild. They’re just living cuddle bears they don’t have gender.

[thathighclassbitch]

The person who grooms our dog always puts little bows on his harness. Adorable.

[how-to-train-your-writer]

OH NO, NUGGET! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF. THAT’S NOT M A N L Y, NUGGET!

OH NO HE’S WEARING AIRPODS HE CAN’T HEAR ME OH NO! 

[thathighclassbitch]

Oh n o oh gfpd I’m shahmking I m cr yjiing

[gardeninthevoid]

i was so fucking angry reading this post and then you blessed me with nugget

[madgastronomer]

My evil grandmother once told me I shouldn’t put a purple collar on my boy dog because people would think he was gay.

[mogtheforgetfulhuman]

O fugk not a gay doggee

[plastiquetiaras]

‘You betta motherfucking work, bitch!’

Bonus:

[skullsontess07]

The Hargreeves Kids as John Mulaney Quotes

Luthor:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

Bonus- all the kids

[s-c-i-guy]

The brilliance of Gary Larson

[jonahsimms]

gosh i miss brooklyn nine nine [28/∞]

[meanplastic]

[monalisa1797]

OHMYGOD LOOK AT THEM