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im not sure exactly what i should say, my life is boring, i live in the middle of nowhere where nothing interesting ever happens, im a psyc major, i do photography and love music and concerts, i hang with friends all the time. im a nerd, but the adorable type. if you want to know anything about me then talk to me and we'll be spiffytastical friends

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Do you enjoy doing math?"

"I do not."

"How about live improv?"

"Not at all."

"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"

"...keep talking."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Dungeons & Dragons & Derivatives

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[mf-dude]

[theducknamedchad]

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

The epic of Gilgamesh

[libertineangel]

OP cannot understand a warrior’s bond

[tiktokstowatch]

[tim-ee-sis]

Working in retail be like

[shift-shaping]

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR

[weaselle]

and it’s like this every day. like, Every. Day.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

We are hurtling between whore and wizard at alarming speeds

[wethekeegsta]

Bard

[bigwordsandsharpedges2]

casting couch

[scienceninjaturtle]

[therobotmonster]

Shaggy isn’t into your, like, capitalist system. 

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]

[thenib]

Kendra Wells.

[vergak]

[xylophonetangerine]

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

i wish all gas and electricity firms a very happy die

[theehorsepusssy]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Technician looks like she needs a turn.

[ladyshinga]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The tradition of wearing a flower on ones lapel began as a statement of the wearer’s taste in heavy metal genres:

Classical Metal- Crocus

Glam Metal- Great White Rose

Power Metal- Amaranthe

Thrash Metal- Ancipitia Anthrax

Death Metal- Corpse Lily

Black Metal- Carpathian Bellflower

Gothic Metal- Tristania

Doom Metal- Green Carnation

Nu Metal- Cornflower

[facts-i-just-made-up]

As many people are reblogging this and writing in with the misapprehension that I was calling doom metal ‘gay’ because of the LGBT connotations of green carnations, I would just like to go on record explaining that Green Carnation is also a progressive doom metal band from Norway, and that is why it’s mentioned in the post.

Naturally, all metal music is equally gay, and all gay people are equally metal, as reflected by the original nine-striped pride flag:

[yeah-a-gonger]

[should-be-sleeping]

Thank you.

[crowzs]

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

[supervillainny]

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

[animatedamerican]

… you know what, codicil accepted

[mashallah]

[boopednose]

LIES AND DECEIT

[robotsandfrippary]

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

[butch-of-the-blades]

Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!

[gomer21xx]

First of all, how dare you!

[wildhumanhasappeared]