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The stars are perfect
ウルトラサンムーン発売!
“Blacephalon Hatching season!!!!”
Fourth of July isn’t celebrated in this Alolan timeline due to 'the USA’ being a socioeconomic group of sorts and not a country, or at least it’s a mainland holiday, not one they celebrate much in Alola, so as far as she’s concerned all the fireworks going off are probably just baby and maturing Bursts.
It’s still very loud and very overwhelming, but as always she’s excited for, well, everything. Honestly, that might just make the meltdown more imminent--so many things happening in her head at once isn’t going to be great for her, but for the time being she mostly seems excited. Then again, she seems excited when she’s anxious, too.
Trope
For every “Trope” I get, I will post a TV trope for my muse. | Askbox
Fantastic Anthropologist
Astonishing as it may seem, not all non-Muggle characters are on a crusade to murder us Muggles. In fact, their motivations will turn out to be surprisingly mundane—they want to see how us crazy Muggles operate. I mean, how do we keep from getting cold without any fur? Where does our food come from if we don't have access to Functional Magic? And how do we... you know...
This usually non-malicious character type has one primary function in a story—comedy. Because it's hard to beat the humor of someone who doesn't understand human customs trying to make any sort of sense out of them. The Fantastic Anthropologist very rarely has long-term story implications due to their job in large part because part of their job is to keep the Muggles in the dark about what's going on.
In terms of narrative, the Fantastic Anthropologist's culture can sometimes be a satire of our own. After all, as wacky as this guy may seem, when it gets right down to it we're Not So Different.
Depending on the point of view of the story can often come off as Captain Oblivious. Frequently an Amusing Alien character. Compare Fantastic Science, Crazy Cultural Comparison, Intrigued By Humanity, The Xenophile. A subtrope of The Watcher.
Tagalong Kid
Typically the youngest member of a group, the Tagalong Kid is usually the Hero's or the Chick's younger brother. He gets to save the day about once per season, but in the worst case scenarios, he'll end up being The Load or Designated Victim in every other episode. The "tagalong" part of his role almost always occurs after being told he's Most Definitely Not Accompanying Us.
If the kid is part of The Team instead of just a tag-along, the kid might sub in for just about any role but with the proper tropes behind him or her.
The Heart — Children Are Innocent. A Cheerful Child can operate as the team's moral compass and emotional center. At worst, they serve as the designated kidnap victim. Might be the least likely Team Kid to be the Bratty Half-Pint, though it does happen.
The Smart Guy — Teen Genius, or maybe preteen. The Bratty Half-Pint can also fill the "smartass" variation of this role.
The Big Guy — Stronger than he first appears, the kid is a Cute Bruiser capable of benchpressing ten adult men.
The Face — Younger and less mature but possessing certain insights their older companions lack.
If given combat ability, they tend to use their youthful energy and small size to fight as a Fragile Speedster. Alternatively, they may use some form of ranged weaponry to strike from a safe distance as a Glass Cannon. Slingshots and other throw weapons are more common than relying on archery or firearms.
Older kids may instead be a Hot Blooded teenager. He or She will still be the most idealistic one on the team, but her/his combat ability tends to be a Kid Samurai or a Young Gun.
Contrast Token Adult. Compare Improbable Age, Really 700 Years Old, Kid Appeal Character, Kid Sidekick, The Team Normal, The Team Wannabe. Token Mini Moe is sort of the inverse trope; a cute kid added to appeal to older viewers through Moe in its purest form.
Not to be confused with a child who's just part of an ethnolinguistic group of people of the Philippines.
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now :)
They put me together out of scrap parts.
“But The Blinding One is god and a lot of nature. . .and technology is great! Did I answer it wrong. . .?” Then again, she doesn’t know what class she would be given the options. . .she’s sporty, so a fighter, maybe. . .?
D&D Character Test
Chaotic Good Human Paladin/Druid (1st/1st Level)
Ability Scores: Strength- 16 Dexterity- 17 Constitution- 13 Intelligence- 10 Wisdom- 14 Charisma- 11
Alignment: Chaotic Good A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment when it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.
Race: Humans Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.
Primary Class: Paladins Paladins take their adventures seriously, and even a mundane mission is, in the heart of the paladin, a personal test an opportunity to demonstrate bravery, to learn tactics, and to find ways to do good. Divine power protects these warriors of virtue, warding off harm, protecting from disease, healing, and guarding against fear. The paladin can also direct this power to help others, healing wounds or curing diseases, and also use it to destroy evil. Experienced paladins can smite evil foes and turn away undead. A paladin's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast. Many of the paladin's special abilities also benefit from a high Charisma score.
Secondary Class: Druids Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.
Detailed Results:
Alignment: Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26) Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26) Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (29) Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17) True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17) Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20) Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXX (7) Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7) Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Law & Chaos: Law ----- XXXXXXX (7) Neutral - XXXXXXX (7) Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Good & Evil: Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19) Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10) Evil ---- (0)
Race: Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13) Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8) Elf ------ XXXXXX (6) Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10) Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10) Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7) Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)
Class: Barbarian - XXXX (4) Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10) Cleric ---- XXXXXXXX (8) Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12) Monk ------ XXXX (4) Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10) Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6) Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14) Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
thats my favorite animal
Visual representation of over thinking
"Are you sure you aren't hot in that suit?" (Wicke)
“Yes, Ma’am!!” She chirped, bouncing around a little as if to show her lack of heat exhaustion. “Earthen temperatures are much higher than that of temperatures on Ultra Megalopolis, and so the regular wearing of protective gear is integral to planetary survival on Reconnaissance, Reconstruction, Relocation, and Retrieval assignments! The Ultra Megalopolan Alien Atmosphere Survival Suits--or, UMAASS--are specially designed for temperature regulation in all environments and under various atmospheric conditions as well as protection from the unpredictable conditions of alien worlds and wormholes. These suits are outfitted with strong, durable, and flexible materials tested against physical and special Ultra Beast attacks and all available Unblind environments to provide the wearer maximum protection from threats even beyond our current scope of universal understanding!”
It sounds an awful lot like she recited what she just said from a manual--but without the actual assistance of the manual.
“It’s not perfect,” Zossie added, sounding a bit more like she was using her own choice in words, “but I’d be much, much hotter without it! Alola is very, very hot!!”
Is Zossie on the autism spectrum? If so then that's fricking awesome, it's great to have autistic representation here
((That’s right!! Her muse kind of. Rubbed me that way since like day one of having her, and I’m happy to portray it.
I admit that I, myself, don’t have autism, however. There’ll definitely be things I’m gonna get wrong, and I’m always open to concrit, advice, correction, ideas, etc.
But, yeah, Zossie is on the autism spectrum in my presentation. Thank you for the positive response!! I’m still working out how autism’s seen, understood, and handled in Megalopolis, but she is still technically a decently ranked member of an important government organization, even working fairly closely with the being that Megalopolis tends to see as a god, so it hasn’t stopped her from making her way in the world!!! It’s definitely contributed to her struggles in life, of course, and she’s medicated for some aspects of it here and there, but she’s managing as best as she can.
I hope I can provide good representation!! /o/ And if there’s anything that’s ever an issue about what I’ve done/how I’ve presented her, please don’t be afraid to say so!))
what do you mean you can’t go out anymore I prepared psychologically for 72 hours for this