Strawberry Alarm Clock

Howdy there, call me Zoe if you'd like. Everything here is terrible. Enjoy your stay~

[catflare]

[roach-works]

new minecraft block when

[evilscientist3]

we already have everything we need

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[mephistopheles]

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

[mephistopheles]

me when shakespeare plays actually DO have modern-day relevance and universal themes:

[mushroom--soup]

[boxheadpaint]

wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod

[zvaigzdelasas]

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[malibuklaus]

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

[memorycycle]

[d-meanor]

this vine saved me

[magnetic-deflection]

this saved so mabny souls

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[drafthearse]

oh i see. because she is purpur.

[abbenai]

everythings changing.. but so am i!

[basil-from-omori]

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

[indelible-waltz]

they greebled him

[yardsards]

[steeiydan]

mousewashing or something idk I don't play horror games

[runcibility]

(x)

[skellietoonz]

@shamedump

[8pxl]

more pixel art stamp concepts (: