Sleepy Bitch Disorder

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[teathattast]

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[omtai]

It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind

[vamptits]

just got really scared can you say something else

[omtai]

I can’t. I can’t do anything.

[atesan]

NIMONA (2023), dir Nick Bruno and Troy Quane

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Karina Refrynn

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[theehorsepusssy]

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[c-53]

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM