Please sir I'm just the bell boy

So what you need to know about me is my name is Frances, I'm 37, aussie latina and I love everything Heated Rivalry. I love Dean Winchester, which explains why I love hurt/comfort fics. I have a lot of interests but Heated Rivalry is like the main one at the moment.

[loontattoo]

Hahaha yeah that’s just connie from admin. she got a little wild at the staff holiday party. classic connie

[thisfeebleheart]

[hudconvent]

ilya is like 2 speeding tickets away from getting his license revoked so he goes to traffic court to contest and brings marly as his counsel

[hudconvent]

marly voice ive got good news brotha. i talked them down to 90 days parole.

[ss-writess]

“Being loved is pleasant. Being understood is extraordinary.”

[orangejuicex3-mieoi]

some more HR art!

[honeypan-fanart]

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[04k96]

[loubis-and-champagne]

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[boitterfly]

via @eldritchazure

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[haridraws]

high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic

[rozanovshane]

cliff: haha roz remember when we used to put condoms on and then try to guess the flavours

shane: what

[twirlingfreckles]

just another Marleau Monday…

[jesterlesbian]

imagine not wanting hudson to be awesomely bighuge as shane. could NOT be me

[grabmybush]

something something shane nagging ilya about eating healthy and quitting smoking and ilya just needs a fucking nicotine hit and (softly) snaps ‘why do you care so much? i’ll just do it outside and shower after’ and shane looks him dead in the eye and says ‘im not letting you chip years off your life when we’ve already wasted 9’ and ilyas just like yeah oh fuck he wants me for as long as he can get me and quits smoking and starts doing yoga even when it feels like his legs are going to fall out from under him because he doesn’t want his last thoughts to be regret for time lost

[hudconvent]

evil ilya be like ginger ale warm enough

[twocloudsinthesky]

I know the fandom loves having Ilya be the one who leaves sock laying around and makes a mess but I'm really obsessed with the idea of Ilya being terrified of being seen as lazy by Shane. From what we can see of his relationship with his dad I think it's pretty reasonable to assume he always expected perfection and discipline so having things out of place would actually make Ilya nervous even when his father is nothing more than a ghost. Besides the instinctual bad feeling that comes with being messy the idea that Shane will one day come to agree with his father that he is lazy and rotten and undeserving of all the soft love Shane gives him makes him scared out of his mind

The first few months of living together Shane is the one who needs to convince him the dishes don't need to be washed immediately after they eat and that they don't actually need to go on a crazy cleaning spree every time Yuna and David come to visit because they won't actually care it some things are a little out of place or if there's some dust on the shelves

[fuckrozanov]

i have MANY uncouth things to say