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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

thatswhatsushesaid

posts like this are why i'm never going to read(?) (watch???) homestuck, i don't want to have the cosmic mystery of whatever the fuck it actually is spoiled for me by reality

gpuzzle

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

some-pers0n

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

some-pers0n

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd

01d55

The outside observer is correct

argumate

LLM psychosis is simply the democratisation of being surrounded by yes-men and unctuous toadies, an experience previously only accessible to dictators and kings and cult leaders and venture capitalists

wizzard890

01d55

"This is not a pipe"

ragsy

"Adopt don't shop" and "that's a 10 year commitment" style PSAs except instead of being aimed at would-be irresponsible pet owners it's for people who want to start yet another long-term ttrpg campaign

ragsy

now I'm thinking about a petfinder type service where would-be GMs browse through lists of abandoned or surrendered campaigns with hopes of finding a loving but skittish party of adventurers and their bbeg to adopt

"Where did you come up with this convoluted plot?"

"It's a rescue 🥰"

01d55

@the-fallen-blue

waitingforthet

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01d55

Being made of metal would completely protect Colossus from damage by lightning, and the fact that he would attract the lightning would likewise protect people standing near him. Similarly Wolverine's metal skeleton would mitigate (but not eliminate) the harmful effects of a lightning strike on his body, limiting burns to the flesh between the point of contact & his bones and between the bones in his feet & the ground. Unlike their fleshy peers, neither need have any fear of electric shock disrupting their heartbeat, but by the same token neither can be defibrillated by electricity.

evillordzog

I dunno. Wouldn't Logan's brain, optic nerves and spinal cord all get flash broiled? Not that that's a deal breaker, mind you.

01d55

Heat from lightning is a consequence of the current finding a path through the least-bad conductor in the absence of any good conductor. The high resistance causes a lot of conversion to heat. Lightning rods don't throw off a lot of heat because the good conductors they're made out of convert a trivial proportion of the energy to heat. A conductive skeleton would likewise sustain a safe temperature.

parkchanwoohoo

Incredible

01d55

That is a monty python sketch. The art is not lost.

dragon-in-a-fez

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

01d55

How long does this typically take? Because the people who were kids and teenagers when the internet was first the cool kidz zone are 30 or 40 years old and pulling up the ladder behind them, which is a different dynamic from people who were adults when the net got cool deciding it's theirs now.

the-fallen-blue

I am never leaving this place.

Daedalus & Icarus

Check my Patreon out if you’d like to support the comic, even a little bit helps. Or just to check out the reward tiers, there’s some neat bonus stuff and I tried to make them fun: https://www.patreon.com/waitingforthet

01d55

Being made of metal would completely protect Colossus from damage by lightning, and the fact that he would attract the lightning would likewise protect people standing near him. Similarly Wolverine's metal skeleton would mitigate (but not eliminate) the harmful effects of a lightning strike on his body, limiting burns to the flesh between the point of contact & his bones and between the bones in his feet & the ground. Unlike their fleshy peers, neither need have any fear of electric shock disrupting their heartbeat, but by the same token neither can be defibrillated by electricity.

romanceyourdemons

watching game of thrones and this was considered a historically accurate portrayal of steppe nomads??? the faux leather strapless crops and faux leather yoga pants?????

romanceyourdemons

one thing this show clearly doesn’t get, which a lot of modern portrayals of premodern times don’t seem to get, is that in a preindustrial society where literally everything is handmade, people preferred (and prefer!) to take a little longer to make things beautiful. if you’re personally spinning and weaving and stitching every inch your new coat, you might as well take an extra afternoon to dye the fibers a really lovely yellow with some onion scraps, and spend a little longer to embroider on a nice pattern. if you’re personally carving every angle of every chair in your house, you may as well slow down and carve them with a beautiful and culturally significant design, especially if you know your great-grandchildren will be sitting in them. in a hyperconsumerist industrial society it’s expected that you just buy what you can afford and settle for however beautiful or ugly the thing happens to be, but it wasn’t always that way. the vast majority of people in the premodern world—both rich and poor—were hobbyist artists, and they dressed in and sat on and slept under and smoked with and ate out of their and their ancestors’ canvases every day

01d55

The historian absolutely did not consider this accurate.