小红

crab baby

[cosmokitt]

Covid mood board

[caitrose]

[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[smbc-comics]

[we-kant-even]

Philosophers:

[paper-mario-wiki]

dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature

[medevoir-deactivated20181216]

[dainty-delicate-dangerous]

[blackgirlsreverything]

And take nudes I will never share

[wakandamama]

Shake my ass alone on my kitchen as I cook and hear that hoe clap

[kirianthedivorce]

UK political scandals are like:

Prime Minister fucked a pig

Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate

[funnyihope]

and guess which one was fictional

[eroticcannibal]

No OP is talking about the actual pig fucking not the black mirror episode

[funnyihope]

the

WHAT

[eroticcannibal]

I’m so sorry to be the one to tell you this but Cameron put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Are there people on this site too young to remember the Cameron pig fucking scandal?

[kittykat8311]

I always assumed that black mirror episode was a dig at cameron by someone in the know

[whitabex]

Apparently the person who wrote the black mirror episode, upon finding out about David Cameron’s pig thing, had a reaction along the lines of “you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.”

[neenarchive]

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

[neenarchive]

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

[teasihyn]

friendly reminders with stock photos

[witchiestsuggestions]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sour-soda]

They also go by PEARs

[thecrabbybarista]

Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym

[tis-thy-girl]

new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Friendly reminder

Gotta clear out the trash because apparently I’ve accumulated terf and pedo followers

[neshatriumphs]

I’m mad that I keep having to learn more stuff to stay away from garbage.

[ancientcitystyle]

please this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

[bbcwhereareyou]

Another one:

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[veryfunnymemes]

[oblivionchilde]

I stand by this.

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Nbp*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[resplendentgoldenwings]

The jobs access program is real.

[mediamattersforamerica]

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

[liberalsarecool]

Trump will never sue these women. It would expose him to discovery. Lawyers would have a field day going into Trump’s predator life.

[sashosasho]

US Open 2020: Naomi Osaka’s important way to the Title