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[tsunderestimated]

POV: You are playing cringe fetch with your fail Bisharp and then Dusclops kills you

[fuku-danuki]

[doggosource]

This happens often

[catwithbenefits]

this was almost the meanest thing I’ve ever seen

[narutio]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[midnightcrossing]

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[ratfuck]

What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes

[ratfuck]

just spent a good 15 minutes screaming and laughing at this its so fucking awful and my fucking body hurts from cackling

[ratfuck]

[nyctosaurid]

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

[stimman4000]

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[good--bye--binary]

[a-serendipitous-silence-deactiv]

@mityfresh !

[mityjunk]

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[ingridverse]

sound ON

[bri-lin-biscuit]

My first art tutorial!

[lerios]

[celceta]

when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about

[alkalinerock]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

can we please bring back the hannibal fandom. i miss seeing lists of reasons why hannigram was toxic and the fact that one of the involved parties ate other people never made the top five 

[canesbian]

holy shit

(from the canes broadcast)

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE