1000Unicorns

I reblog stuff. Anyone can interact bc I really don't care, just be nice please. Only exception is suicide baiting. If you suicide bait people please get off my blog and reconsider why you think that's an okay thing to do. Message me if you want. He/Him.

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[staticandlove]

Shakespeare would write this

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[adhdcoolatta]

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

[theangelwithashotgun8]

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

[wordswithkittywitch]

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

[onebatch--twobatch]

I don’t even know where to start

JARED, 19????

CASEY?????

the only thing I’m curious about is boys

[sgt-kiran-1806]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WAS THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[1000drawings]

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

[helloitsbees]

*sees art* oh wow this is so cool, i really like it

*sees artist’s name* now hold on,

[friendlyinternetmeerkat]

[silver-tongues-blog]

dont forget the homocide dettective

[shelbybunny]

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

claim: zuko is a theatre kid

evidence:

- “they butchered ‘love amongst the dragons’ every year”

- remember when he was playing with the knife iroh gave him and he pretended to get stabbed and dramatically fell on the ground

- perfect impersonation of azula and iroh. you know he practices when he’s alone

- “im never happy”

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child

[n64s]

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

[b-noons]

Quest added

[setheverman]

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is such a Monkey’s Paw kind of talent. Being so talented at hyperrealistic art that people just think they’re photos and don’t care.

[movedto-enbylebeau]

The shine on that lube is SO good tho kudos

[estradoll]

Damn that’s impressive!

[clethan-deactivated20220614]

WOAHHHH

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[sokkable]

Everyone has their opinions on Avatar: The Legend of Korra but can we take a moment to take in how amazingly random the cast is??

Nickelodeon really went and called EVERYONE in their contacts and cast the first 20 people that responded back

[fatterdragon]

[ameeg-deactivated20190609]

oh my god sokka rly just accepts zuko as a friend right away? he immediately just starts roasting him with jerkbending and his little dragon dance bless

[awkwardartist83-deactivated2019]

Sokka was 100% on board for the friendship, not because Zuko redeemed himself, but because Zuko was easy roast material

[critterpaws]

Ozai sure thought so :/

[mando-cyare]

[omghotmemes]

Well yes but actually no

[mikarchive-deactivated20250714]

IT’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Sometimes I forget that coconut crabs really are that fucking big

[portableusbstick]

y-you mean they’re not the size of coconuts???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no. they break coconuts with their claws

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I assumed everyone knew:

[titenoute]

Them big fuckers are also scavengers.

[archiduchess3]

And they are not the only giants in the family

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Giant land crabs: I am a THICC FAT NUGGET of peak performance. I am bigger than you dog. I ate Amelia Earhart. My claws can crush your skull. Fear me.

Giant ocean crabs: *reaches through the murky depths with its monstrously elongated limbs and taps you on the shoulder with its tiny claw* boo

[domitabledyke]

I'm sorry the land crabs did WHAT!?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Scavenged Amelia Earhart's corpse? I assumed everyone knew this

[koopakeki]

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

[1000unicorns]

Oh lord y’all really made me remember this exists huh

[qixec]

honestly anti shoplifting blogs make me laugh like mind your own business

[glamrockgregory]

YOURE STEALING

[clutched]

[professionalkinkshaming]

For the bootlickers in the notes

Min. wage employees cannot be penalized for stolen goods, this is true in the U.S. as well as every westernized nation

If you are penalized for this, your boss is breaking federal worker protections and there are plenty of unions to go to w/ connections to law offices that take on cases like this pro-bono

You were not hired for loss prevention, that is not your responsibility. If your boss expects you to detain thieves and/or chase people down, they should pay accordingly, and it shouldve been in your fucking job description

If you were hired for loss prevention, you’re usually a cop, so fuck you.

Everybody in the notes saying “Im a min. wage employee you’re stealing from me, and personally hurting me” Congratulations. You are a single step away from being in the person stealing’s shoes, if you’re not already in them, because odds are, that person *HAS* a job and is also on min. wage as well and is just going thru something rough. Your *job* is hurting you, by illegally holding you accountable for loss prevention that you weren’t even taken on as a responsibility. You are a customer service worker, not a cop. There’s no need to act like it, other fuckign poor people are not your goddamned enemies, please remember that.

That being said, everybody, REFRAIN FROM STEALING FROM MOM AND POP CORNER STORES, small businesses need the money. It’s Walmart that you’re supposed to steal from, any place that uses prison labor AND sweatshop labor is already a fucking thief and stealing from a multi-billion dollar corporate entity is completely justified. Have a nice day shoplifters.

[lovepotion-mlm]

as someone who worked at a big chain store, you cannot loose ur job if you let someone go who is stealing. and if you get stopped for a bag check say NO and simply walk away. we can’t detain you for something we don’t have proof of

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

aww the feels. this is so beautiful.

[melvinocappuccino]

Good lord I haven’t been this teary-eyed in a while.

[just-your-average-douchecaboo]

why am i crying dammit

[imagitory]

Come on. You all know I couldn’t not have this on my blog. 💙

[memecage]

I am currently studying memes academically. I thought you might enjoy the current proposed “ages” of internet memes

[surprisebitch]

OP please post the link to the academic journal or the paper when your research gets published