happy go lucky

hey I'm Lindsey, I'm 28, Makeup is basically my life. I'm always on here and I'm always tired yup

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[manyblinkinglights]

#bunch of butches leashed to the bike rack outside waiting

[cryptidcola]

*whacks you with my animal crossing bug net* *whacks you with my animal crossing bug net* *whacks you with my animal crossing bug net*

[mrspacino]

Mary Nolan in Memoirs of a Nun, 1927

[shisasan]

reading century-old diaries and realizing no one has ever known what they’re doing

[shisasan]

Feast of Angels, 1992 © Nobuyoshi Araki / Courtesy Taka Ishii Gallery

[imi-mimimoo]

She diva-fied him...

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[forger343]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

[taraljc]

I WISH TO PET THEIR NOSE

[the-big-mood]

"In The Godfather (1972), the cat Marlon Brando holds wasn’t planned. It was a stray from the Paramount lot. Brando picked it up on the spot, and its purring was so loud it nearly buried his lines."

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[great-and-small]

The farmer’s tender-hearted son is crying he must be so proud of me

[cipheramnesia]

They're preparing a one gun salute!

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[claybird14]

Hey Dave, play that song I love

[bubblegum-gf]

I told my mom like 7 years ago that I had a tumblr blog and she's like can you monetize that and I'm like no and she's still to this day like can you monetize your blog and I don't know how to explain that this isn't A Blog this is unmonetizable rpf shitposting to gay bitches online

[bubblegum-gf]

Do any of you gay bitches online wanna join my ponzi scheme

[the-haiku-bot]

Do any of you

gay bitches online wanna

join my ponzi scheme

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[princessmo]

[meanbuddhist]

can we have a kind and gentle monday

[tomwambsgays]

(belated) Happy 8th Anniversary to Detroit: Become Human!!!